state mottos

not from the states so i dont understand all of these. thought some of you guys might enjoy them though. e enjoy!

Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona But It’s A Dry Heat.

Arkansas Literacy Ain’t Everything.

California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special

Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois Please, Don’t Pronounce the "S"

Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania Cook With Coal

Rhode Island We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee The Edyoocashun State

Texas Se Hablo Ingles

Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont Ay, Yep

Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington We have more rain than you do

West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

dyldo wrote:

not from the states so i dont understand all of these. thought some of you guys might enjoy them though. e enjoy! Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

...ha...haha...not

dyldo wrote:

Louisiana We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

actually...tey ARE ALL drunk cajun wackos...my family for instance...!

Quote:

California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Nice...

Quote:

Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

You can thank me later.

lol to OK SC and TX

Tim wrote:

Quote: Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians You can thank me later.

More like first line of defence against strong beer, fully nude strippers, and french chicks! The main defensive measure being ****-poor roads from Detroit to Ohio. I love the ride shaking so much that I think Jimmy Doohan is in the back screaming "She can't take much more captain!!", pass the ohio sign, and you can fall asleep it's so smooth in comparison.


End Canadian Rant....

Spawn wrote:

More like first line of defence against strong beer, fully nude strippers, and french chicks! The main defensive measure being ****-poor roads from Detroit to Ohio. I love the ride shaking so much that I think Jimmy Doohan is in the back screaming "She can't take much more captain!!", pass the ohio sign, and you can fall asleep it's so smooth in comparison. End Canadian Rant....

Can someone translate the foreigner for me?

american roads suck

^^^ incorrect. I think he said that:

Michigan roads = bad

Ohio roads = good

god idaho sucks lol all we have are potatoes! but we make some good damn french fries haha

KaosFaction wrote:

Spawn wrote: More like first line of defence against strong beer, fully nude strippers, and french chicks! The main defensive measure being ****-poor roads from Detroit to Ohio. I love the ride shaking so much that I think Jimmy Doohan is in the back screaming "She can't take much more captain!!", pass the ohio sign, and you can fall asleep it's so smooth in comparison. End Canadian Rant.... Can someone translate the foreigner for me?

I think he said American's rock.

Bobby Lee wrote:

^^^ incorrect. I think he said that: Michigan roads = bad Ohio roads = good

94 isn't too bad, and I think they're redoing some of 69. Meh.

SC roads suck

at those

Bobby Lee wrote:

^^^ incorrect. I think he said that: Michigan roads = bad Ohio roads = good

I gave the abridged version. How about "the border states to America/Canada roads suck"

Losing quickly wrote:

SC roads suck

Too true.

SE1289 wrote:

dyldo wrote: not from the states so i dont understand all of these. thought some of you guys might enjoy them though. e enjoy! Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. ...ha...haha...not dyldo wrote: Louisiana We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. actually...tey ARE ALL drunk cajun wackos...my family for instance...!

I'm lucky, most of the wackos hang out in the Eastern part of the state.

WI is more known for our redonkulous weather than our cheese.

no you're not. its cheese

Pfffft.

We do have damn good cheese, though.

Bobby Lee wrote:

^^^ incorrect. I think he said that: Michigan roads = bad Ohio roads = good

you get used to Michigan roads