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Skymonkey
Joined: Feb 12 2003 Posts: 460 Location: Monkey Island |
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Sat May 03, 2003 8:29 am
A FEW OF LIFE'S
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? ** |
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Goph
Joined: Feb 14 2003 Posts: 3826 Location: Iowa  1995 Pontiac Grand Prix Last updated: 09/04/04 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix Last updated: 05/11/06 |
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Sat May 03, 2003 9:18 am
You always come up with good things
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vice
Joined: Feb 12 2003 Posts: 898 Location: Baltimore,MD |
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Sat May 03, 2003 11:47 am
lol
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Phil
Owner, Oznium.com Joined: Feb 11 2003 Posts: 6523 Location: Bay Area, CA 2001 Toyota Highlander Last updated: 08/02/08 2000 Toyota 4Runner Last updated: 05/28/07 2006 Scion tC Last updated: 11/12/07 2002 GMC Sierra Last updated: 08/02/08 |
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Sat May 03, 2003 11:53 am
Because glue needs air to cure and inside the bottle, all of the air is sealed out. |
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cheesy
Joined: Feb 18 2003 Posts: 752 Location: Los Angeles, CA / Seattle, WA 2002 Honda Civic Last updated: 02/17/04 |
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Sat May 03, 2003 12:28 pm
so you can pay attention
cause it counds the seconds DUUHHHH |
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vice
Joined: Feb 12 2003 Posts: 898 Location: Baltimore,MD |
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Sat May 03, 2003 12:38 pm
lol...you guys took all the fun out of by by actually answering the questions
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Knox
Joined: Feb 12 2003 Posts: 6075 Location: Ft. Lauderdale/Gainesville, FL 1987 Chevrolet Blazer Last updated: 01/16/07 1986 Chevrolet Monte Carlo Last updated: 03/28/04 1950 Ford F-Series Pickup Last updated: 10/04/04 2000 GMC Sierra Last updated: 10/05/08 2006 GMC Sierra Last updated: 10/05/08 |
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Sat May 03, 2003 6:16 pm
questions like that are great. thanx for posting that skymonkey.
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Phil
Owner, Oznium.com Joined: Feb 11 2003 Posts: 6523 Location: Bay Area, CA 2001 Toyota Highlander Last updated: 08/02/08 2000 Toyota 4Runner Last updated: 05/28/07 2006 Scion tC Last updated: 11/12/07 2002 GMC Sierra Last updated: 08/02/08 |
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Sat May 03, 2003 6:50 pm
Ahahah If the Q's have easy answers then they should not be life's unanswerable Q's
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