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MrJayDeeOne

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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:05 pm

Kind of stupid, kind of fun. More stupid things have been posted, lol.

A BIT OF FUN.

.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS......

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = *****
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

my new name is Snooty DippinFrack
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:07 pm

Sloopy DippinJuice
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:12 pm

snickle pottysprinkles
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:13 pm

snooty chickentush biglaugh.gif
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:16 pm

snooty frickenbutt
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:19 pm

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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:20 pm

dinky chickenpants
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:20 pm

snooty chickenboob
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:31 pm

Snooty battyshorts
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dinky pottydoodle
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:20 pm

dorfus frickenhump

what am I , Jewish?
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:33 pm

How Sad, icon_neutral.gif
Fluffy DippinDunkin

Add My Sister Calls Me Fluffy Too.... That's Just Freaky puppy_dog_eyes.gif
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:08 pm

snickle dippinshorts

$spam_posts =+ 1
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:02 am

Boobie Pottydunkin biglaugh.gif
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:42 am

Dorky Pottyboob

+1
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:28 am

Dorfus Frickenbrains

does that mean im retarded smart?
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:44 am

dipsy pottysprinkles
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:29 am

Crusty PottySquirt
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:57 am

sleezy hamsterhump
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:43 am

Dorfus Frickenbrains

Whats your last name FLoyd?

*LO***?
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:37 am

Sloopy Dippinhiney
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:48 am

snooty farklefanny
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:20 pm

dorfus dippinhiney

*no comment*

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Fluffy FarkleTush
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:42 pm

i am snooty burgerchunks and i <3 techno
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:23 pm

Crusty Dippinlips.........tasty? icon_confused.gif
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:30 pm

sleezy potty honker
lol im one of the new guys just wanting to say hi icon_redface.gif lol
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:24 pm

sleezy farkel tush

Yeah !
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:18 pm

Funky Snicklehump
That's not much worse than my real last name.
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:03 pm

The Game wrote:
sleezy farkel tush

Yeah !


XXXXXX Williams?
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Post Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:20 pm

Bobby Lee wrote:
Crusty PottySquirt


sounds like someone went out drinking and ate some taco bell biglaugh.gif
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Post Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:06 am

Tootsie PottyPants

or Sloopy Potty Pants if use use Tony instead of Anthony.
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Post Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:32 pm

crusty pottysprinkles... sounds gross
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Post Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:04 pm

Goober PottyTush
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Post Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:52 pm

GlowinPontiac wrote:
Bobby Lee wrote:
Crusty PottySquirt


sounds like someone went out drinking and ate some taco bell biglaugh.gif


my thoughts exactly. icon_confused.gif
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Post Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:15 pm

Funky Dippindoodle...

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Post Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:49 am

Chris wrote:
Dorfus Frickenbrains

Whats your last name FLoyd?

*LO***?


My last name is Floyd...
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