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Ryu

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:55 pm

Well, me and a buddy of mine are in a prank war. I started it out just as a joke by having tons of my friends **** on and around his car, he walks around his car to check stuff out so he walked in the ****. He also left his doors unlocked so we sprayed a whole can deodorizer in his car I also threw coffee snow at his bedroom window. The came by with wiping frozen cheese on my windows and hitting me with laxatives (they hit me this morning when I woke up I think there gone now idk I am afraid to eat because I've gotta work today).

I need some help, actually just ideas what I can do to get him back?
A-Ray

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:57 pm

Fresh fish hidden inside the car.

Put some sort of power in his air vents, then turn the AC on full blast so that when the car starts the powder goes everywhere.

Saran Wrap.
Ryu

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:59 pm

I was thinking a fish and the saran wrap would be a **** move. lol.
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:27 pm

Just be careful. Prank wars only escalate.
Ryu

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:30 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^ That doesn't help


But i'll just put this out there nothing that will damage anything.
clutch1

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:38 pm

Send him a letter bomb, that'll be good for some lulz.
Ryu

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:51 pm

Oh, I forgot to mention, I don't wanna kill him either. icon_biggrin.gif
Ryu

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:21 pm

Okay I do need to get him back because I had to call off of work but wait nobody else will fill in for me...I hate my **** work..because of the laxatives. I eat and ****. I've done that for since 1030 this morning. and my boss won't let me off because he's a ****. I need to get him back.
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:04 pm

what we used to do is jack up the car put it on blocks take off all the wheels and write a riddle to where he could find them
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:09 pm

A-Ray wrote:
Fresh fish hidden inside the car.

Put some sort of power in his air vents, then turn the AC on full blast so that when the car starts the powder goes everywhere.

Saran Wrap.


Bacon, fish, tuna, etc. on the intake manifold. It'll cook it and come through his vents.
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:22 pm

justinwebb wrote:
what we used to do is jack up the car put it on blocks take off all the wheels and write a riddle to where he could find them


this would **** me off
H-Town

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:24 pm

PwrRngr wrote:
A-Ray wrote:
Fresh fish hidden inside the car.

Put some sort of power in his air vents, then turn the AC on full blast so that when the car starts the powder goes everywhere.

Saran Wrap.


Bacon, fish, tuna, etc. on the intake manifold. It'll cook it and come through his vents.



yes lol, ive done this one before ... we put stinky cheese on top of the manifold.
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:38 pm

put watermelon rhines(sp?) under his tires. he won't go anywhere on them.
Ryan88

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:03 pm

I'd be **** if someone **** on and around my car. I'd make the bastards lick it off. ****.
Kwonrae

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:16 pm

Inflate his Tires with helium, and watch it fly away.

The best pranks come from your heart, not someone else's.
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:06 pm

if you peed on my truck....Id hit you with a .45 icon_lol.gif
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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:22 pm

02BlueStang wrote:
if you peed on my truck....Id hit you with a .45 icon_lol.gif


x2
clutch1

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Post Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:28 pm

Here's a goodone.. steal his license plates.. or whole car, go commit a felony, and return it before he even knows what happens.
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:51 am

plastic wrap his toilet bowl
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:11 am

DVR the winning lottery numbers and the next day buy a ticket with the same numbers.
replay yesterdays numbers on your tv and he will think he won.
alkatmsu

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:59 am

Broken glow stick + alka seltzer + toilet
Kierra

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:57 am

alkatmsu wrote:
Broken glow stick + alka seltzer + toilet


lol i like this idea..

this and the plasticwrap his toilet. could work if he was in a rush and really needed to go but if he doesnt have to go as bad it wont work as well
Ryu

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:16 am

alkatmsu wrote:
Broken glow stick + alka seltzer + toilet


What would this do? How would you set this up?
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:52 am

saran wrap would be histarical
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:15 pm

02cougarman wrote:
DVR the winning lottery numbers and the next day buy a ticket with the same numbers.
replay yesterdays numbers on your tv and he will think he won.


Haven't seen this done since fresh prince.
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:24 pm

The little hole punch things would be okay to put into vents because they'll be easy to vacuum
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:50 pm

I've had a lot of fun before with those pull-string boobytrap firecrackers.

The driver seat belt and the shift lever are good places for those.

Assorted power-based functions are also prime opportunities for mischief. Inappropriate full-blast heat or A/C comes immediately to mind, as do windshield wipers and insane stereo volume.....

It's also great fun to switch the siren controls to "Radio Rebroadcast", turn the PA volume up full, and call out a radio check as soon as they start up the car, but that's probably out of the question in this instance......
Kierra

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:00 pm

Ryu wrote:
alkatmsu wrote:
Broken glow stick + alka seltzer + toilet


What would this do? How would you set this up?


broken glow stick = yellow glowing water
alka seltzer = bubbling effect

at least from what i understood from it, the toilet would have bubbling glowing yellow water
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:04 pm

ok, here's what I did to one of my friends. It's simple and can be undone so there's no permanent damage. Rewire his horn to his tail lights. That way, anytime he presses his brakes his horn goes off.
Ryu

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:08 pm

****, I need to get him back he's going to have party at his house so theres going to be some people there. I might do the alka seltzer glow stick thing this weekend. His car is in a shop right now.
alkatmsu

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:29 pm

Kierra wrote:
Ryu wrote:
alkatmsu wrote:
Broken glow stick + alka seltzer + toilet


What would this do? How would you set this up?


broken glow stick = yellow glowing water
alka seltzer = bubbling effect

at least from what i understood from it, the toilet would have bubbling glowing yellow water


yep. If you have access to dry ice, so much the better. Radioactive toilet!
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:37 pm

vaseline everything in the bathroom at the party and soak everything in the bathroom that could be used to clean it off.
Knox

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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:14 pm

Hahaha, I just noticed my quote in your sig biglaugh.gif
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Post Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:17 pm

Get your hands on his cellphone and change all the numbers to random numbers. Get funny things like escort services and strange help lines.

Top shelf his toilet.
H-Town

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Post Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:23 am

PwrRngr wrote:
ok, here's what I did to one of my friends. It's simple and can be undone so there's no permanent damage. Rewire his horn to his tail lights. That way, anytime he presses his brakes his horn goes off.


thats hilarious
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Post Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:13 am

This one is the best. Ready for it?

Put bubble gum in his hair.

Boom
Ryu

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Post Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:25 am

Knox wrote:
Hahaha, I just noticed my quote in your sig biglaugh.gif


It's the truth biglaugh.gif biglaugh.gif
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Post Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:15 pm

throw him in a pit with a rancor
hahaha sorry watching star wars


someone put creamchesse under my truck handles the other night.
pain in the ass to clean out
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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:26 pm

Prop his car up on blocks so that the tires are just slightly above the gound. Just enough to not be obvious. He will be confused as hell when he steps on the gas, the car revs like crazy, and he isn't goin anywhere. He'll think his tranny went out. biglaugh.gif

....or call male-for-male ads in the local papers and leave his cell number.
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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:46 pm

did you ever get him back?
SickWitIt

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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:53 pm

I know the funniest thing, and you & him will never forget it. In fact, it will probably change the way you live...

Wait for itt....














Wait for it....





BOOM!

Pee in his butt.
H-Town

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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:54 pm

wow ... that wasn't expected
Ryu

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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:42 pm

H-Town wrote:
did you ever get him back?


Me, kinda. I put a **** load of straws under his windshield wipers. Like 20 on each side. Stole the straws from work. lol..

I got some glow sticks. lol. All i need is alka seltzer

Sick - Doesn't help.
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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:10 pm

Put his phone number in the M4M section of your local craigslist.
Ryu

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Post Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:54 pm

^^^ I was really thinking about that but we really havent done anything to xtreme.

Do you think If i did that glow stick alka seltzer thing in the back of his toilet when he flushes it should go into the toilet right?
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:02 pm

Well, I did that glow stick thing. Big hit. Everybody was like WTF!!! I am going back to his house now I am going to spray silly string on this kids car. Cuz he TPed my house 3 **** times.
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:04 pm

rub bar soap on the windows and shrink wrap it too.
Ryu

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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:05 pm

Oh I have pics of the glowing toilet too!!
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:42 pm

Post pics!!
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:07 pm

completely cover his windows with window marker..

you need a damn scratch pad to get that stuff off unless you've rain-x'd your windows recently.. that stuff is terrible.
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:18 pm

Kierra wrote:
Post pics!!


x2
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:51 pm

clutch1 wrote:
completely cover his windows with window marker..

you need a damn scratch pad to get that stuff off unless you've rain-x'd your windows recently.. that stuff is terrible.


Razor Blade? and scrape it off?


Bar soap takes forever to wash off. biglaugh.gif
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:14 pm

Never tried that, I'll have to do that next year when homecoming rolls around and my car becomes a prime target.
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:07 pm

You could always Super glue a bunch of huge *****'s on his ride.lol icon_lol.gif Probably would be the most funny,if you put them on areas of the car that he won't actually see before driving.lol icon_lol.gif icon_smile.gif
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:13 pm

upper decker his toilet
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:37 pm

skillfullyboard wrote:
Kierra wrote:
Post pics!!


x2


It was my idea, and I demand pics!
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Post Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:16 pm

02cougarman wrote:
upper decker his toilet


Always a good one biglaugh.gif
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Post Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:24 am

Ryu, you know the drill.

Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Post Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:33 am

User posted image

That was 2 glow sticks..you can't see the alka seltzer though.
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Post Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:56 am

haha nice
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Post Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:00 pm

that's hilarious looking.
Ryu

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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:11 pm

Yeah it was a major hit. People where like wtf is going on here. Tonight I might hit his car with a **** load of silly string while hes at work. He delivers pizza also.
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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:58 pm

doesn't silly string hurt the paint? that's what i've always heard
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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:40 pm

If the silly string catches on fire somehow, it's a grease fire.

Just so you know, so you don't use water to try and put it out. That doesn't work out well.
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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:08 pm

I dont want it to hurt the paint. I need more ideas though. What else have you guys done? I know you all have done some pretty cool things..share please!! lol
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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:18 pm

dont know if ive said this but i was at a stock show for a week outta school lil while ago. got in a fight with a friend who lives a street over. woke up at 4 thenext morning and was headed out the door at 6 and i reached under my door handle (by the way it is 23degrees oujt and the wind is blowing at like 15mph) and lo and behold theres creamcheese under my door handles on both sides.
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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:20 pm

hahaha nasty
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Post Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:30 pm

**** on and around someones car, u guys have issues if thats the joy you get of prank like that, thats just nasty.

just stop the pranks before someone calls the cops
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Post Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:22 am

**** is his shampoo
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Post Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:26 am

02cougarman wrote:
nut in his shampoo
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Post Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:37 am

H-Town wrote:
02cougarman wrote:
nut in his shampoo

i know a kid who did that to his sister
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Post Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:12 am

I love the horn thing thats great!
Still think you should upper decker his toilet and let him figure it out!!!
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Post Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:30 am

The **** you mean by this?
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Post Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:37 am

i believe he is refering to opening up the tank and taking a **** in it.
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Post Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:19 am

Put Nair in his shampoo

Put long tie straps underneath his car on his driveshaft. They'll slap the hell out of his car when he starts it up.

Get a big trashcan. Lean it up against his front door and fill it with water. Knock on the door and when he opens it... flood! Put vinegar in it for added effect.

Fill his dishwasher (if he has one) with regular dish washing liquid.

On his toilet, take the chain completely out of the tank. He won't be able to flush it.

Use 3" Drywall screws to attach his shoes to the floor.

Put that powdered rit dye (preferably red) in his washing machine and wait for laundry day. You'll probably laugh.
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Post Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:24 am

SuBXeRo wrote:
**** on and around someones car, u guys have issues if thats the joy you get of prank like that, thats just nasty.

just stop the pranks before someone calls the cops


Oh to make it better we did this in a public area too..lol good times..

Oh and another prank we took Chocolate syrup to another one of my friends car..its the sun fire in my cars...oh he was ****. lol
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Post Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:25 am

H-Town wrote:
i believe he is refering to opening up the tank and taking a **** in it.


I shall do that icon_biggrin.gif
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Post Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:33 pm

Bump
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Post Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:18 pm

in college my brother covered his roomates door in clear tape and wrote racist and horrible things on it and all this crap and drew stuff. His roomates parents were comin later that day
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Post Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:01 pm

have you top shelfed him yet?
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