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Tim

Joined: Nov 16 2003
Posts: 10795
Location: Kalamazoo, MI


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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:58 pm

Tdawgthegreatest

Joined: Jul 22 2007
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Location: Florence, Oregon


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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:59 pm

Interesting. Met a guy that fixes up cars. Current project is a 88 LX Mustang.
Cool dude, couldn't take it though. I think he thought I was a girl.
Brandon

Joined: Jun 04 2003
Posts: 4189
Location: St. Louis, MO


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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:32 pm

Eh, I don't deal well holding a conversation with people I don't know. I would probably be even worse over the net.
Cooper

Joined: Mar 19 2006
Posts: 1770


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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:57 pm

Cool idea, but it just makes it painfully obvious how stupid people are icon_sad.gif
Tim

Joined: Nov 16 2003
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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:06 pm

Cooper wrote:
Cool idea, but it just makes it painfully obvious how stupid people are icon_sad.gif


Explain.

I only had one decent conversation with some guy about video games. The rest was just pointless rambling.
Phil
Owner, Oznium.com

Joined: Feb 11 2003
Posts: 7719


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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:31 pm

Stranger: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
kramer13
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Joined: Jun 20 2004
Posts: 3744
Location: Baltimore, MD


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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:50 pm

Quote:
You: Hello
Stranger: **** **** **** **** ****
You: LOL
Stranger: **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
Stranger: good evening, sir


hmm needs some fine tuning.
kramer13
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Joined: Jun 20 2004
Posts: 3744
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Post Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:52 pm

Quote:
Stranger: I love you.
You: Thanks
You: But I'm married
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


this is great!! I now have something to pass the time.
zanson

Joined: Feb 28 2007
Posts: 907


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:06 am

lol cool site... talkin to a guy from Thailand.
ethanFBM

Joined: Jul 07 2008
Posts: 466
Location: PHX, AZ


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:36 am

everyone on there sucks..
zanson

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:54 am

if u say so... just talked to a dude from china... bad english.. but good convo.
thatguy

Joined: Jul 23 2009
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:26 am

You: can i tap that?
Stranger: im u put me in the mood
You: i have a way with words
You: so can i tap that?
Stranger: work ur magic
You: m or f?
Stranger: 17 f
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TRogers

Joined: Feb 09 2005
Posts: 6083
Location: Ohio


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:39 am

You: When can I tap that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Knox

Joined: Feb 12 2003
Posts: 6851
Location: Orlando, FL


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:30 am

My parents told me not to speak to strangers puppy_dog_eyes.gif
Tat2Dragons

Joined: Jan 21 2007
Posts: 3404
Location: Baltimore Maryland


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:54 am



lol icon_smile.gif
Kevin_S

Joined: Jul 20 2003
Posts: 2809
Location: WV


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:00 am

I met someone on there a few months ago and actually earned some work through him -- Omegle is cool for a quick boredom cure.
Lacrossefox

Joined: Apr 21 2008
Posts: 626
Location: Plano


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:10 am

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: 16/f/canada
You: i kinda doubt it sometimes
You: so when can i tap that
Stranger: um
Stranger: when you get here
Stranger: and email this guy tankutavci@hotmail.com
Stranger: email him the worst pictures you can find on the internet
Stranger: he is collecting them
Stranger: its for his major
You: you better be cute
You: height weight?
Stranger: 100lbs
Stranger: 5'5
You: ****
Stranger: did you send the pics yet/?
Stranger: if you do, ill email you pics of some random **** from the internet and say they are mine
You: epic
You: lol thats hilarious i cant even mess around after that answer
Lacrossefox

Joined: Apr 21 2008
Posts: 626
Location: Plano


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:11 am

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: where ya from
Stranger: uk u
You: Texas
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: u a guy
You: yup
Stranger: u ***
You: hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Golfer

Joined: Aug 23 2004
Posts: 1290
Location: Milwaukee, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:56 am

After 3 attempts and getting nothing but people copy pasting lame jokes, i give up.
coolbam

Joined: Nov 05 2008
Posts: 1996
Location: Dayton OH


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:07 am

Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: m or f?
You: m 21
Stranger: eh wow your way older than me
You: u
Stranger: f 14
You: give it a few yrs'
Stranger: yeah your right =P
Kevin_S

Joined: Jul 20 2003
Posts: 2809
Location: WV


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:20 am

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: How's it goin?
Stranger: hmm..good
Stranger: where are you??
You: East Coast, USA
You: You?
Stranger: maybe boston???
You: Nah haha -- WV
Stranger: i'm redsox fan
Stranger: ah..
You: I'm not much of a sports person :/
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm korean
You: Oh? That's interesting. Where do you live?
Stranger: near pusan
Stranger: why interesting?
You: It's just nice to talk to someone from a place I've never been.
Stranger: so many ppl in here dont like korean i think :/
You: They don't understand, that's all.
Stranger: have you heard of korea??
You: Oh, yes.
You: Pretty familiar with Korea.
Stranger: you??
Stranger: wv is near the tennesse??
You: Oh, yes.
Stranger: pretty = a little??
You: Yes
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you student??
You: Yes. Graphic Design student. You?
Stranger: mechanical e/g
You: o0o. Those are good paying jobs.
Stranger: in there not here :/
Stranger: sad..
You: Are you interested in your field of study? Is that what you want to do?
Stranger: yes, i'm interested in that
Stranger: but so hard to study
You: Yeah, it requires a lot of study time.
Stranger: i usually watch american soap opera
Stranger: prison break..
You: I've heard of it, haven't watch it.
Stranger: ah..
You: I don't watch much TV. Only news and some movies.
Stranger: i wanna find our common things..
Stranger: haha
You: What type of music do you listen to?
Stranger: all of type, but i like 'i'll be missing you' the best
Stranger: puff daddy
You: That's a good song. I remember listenting to that a lot when I was younger.
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: you know shawshank redemtion??
You: Yes. Great movie
Stranger: all time the best movie for me
You: I enjoy "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" and "lost in translation" -- probably my two favorite movies.
You: Have you travelled a lot?
Stranger: a little
Stranger: last summer i visited france, italy etc..
Stranger: how aboutyou?
You: No. I have never been out of the US.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: but i've never been there
You: I'd really like to but haven't been able to, yet.
Stranger: because of money??
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i agree you
Stranger: much money needed
You: Yeah -- that's for sure lol.
Stranger: but us is very wide, so lots of beautiful sites is there
You: Yeah. I have only been on the East Coast -- never west.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: good student i guess, always study study...haha
You: haha -- I do okay. Just don't have the time and money to go any where, which is sad.
You: One day, perhaps.
Stranger: but why did you dislike sports??
You: Just something I never got into. I enjoyed other things much more. Music, theatre, the arts in general.
Stranger: i cant understand, i heard many amrecans like sports.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: good!]
You: I enjoy stock car racing, though...
Stranger: theatre is common thing each other i guess
You: Do you partake/act or do you just enjoy watching?
Stranger: yes, i love it
Stranger: i like tom cruse
Stranger: cruse is right??
You: I think that's right.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: last samurai
You: Cruise -- (thanks google lol)
Stranger: haha
You: Haven't seen that. He's not one of my favorites. I have seen a lot of his movies, though.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: how about jerry mcguire??
You: Yeah...
You: Quite some time ago, though. That movie has to be at least 10 years old or more.
You: Still a good one.
Stranger: yes 1996
Stranger: hmm...'you've got mail' also good
You: Ah -- Tom Hanks. He's a favorite of mine.
You: That's a good movie.
Stranger: so that kind og movie you like
You: I like all kinds of movies -- romantic comedies included.
You: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is far from a romantic comedy haha
Stranger: ah..yes
Stranger: very old movie
You: "3:10 to Yuma"?
Stranger: ah...
Stranger: ys
You: And Reign Over Me...another good one.
Stranger: russel crowe is good
You: Yes
You: So how old are you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: ah..25 american age
Stranger: u?
You: 21
Stranger: wow
Stranger: envy you
Stranger: too young!!
You: Nah
You: The time between 18-25 is spent either in debt, in school, having a child, or all three. There are better times in life ,i'm sure.
Stranger: but..i'm end of 25
You: How long have you used Omegle?
Stranger: yesterday i was first
Stranger: u?
You: I used it once several months ago and came back today.
Stranger: so many koreans are here and fake me
Stranger: so i can't believe anyone in here
Stranger: haha..
You: There's a lot of trash on here, too.
Stranger: i just improve my english skill~
You: I went through three or four conversations before anyone worth talking to came along.
Stranger: yes..
You: You have very good English.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but i think not
Stranger: sometimes i can't understand expressions.
Stranger: yesterday i met one american,
Stranger: i can't understand half of his sentences.
Stranger: icon_sad.gif
You: A lot of people abbreviate or leave out words -- I sometimes have a hard time understanding them, too LOL
Stranger: haha yes. but so funny, because he is yankees fan
You: Ah. So are you big into baseball?
Stranger: a little
Stranger: 3 years ago, i did
You: The game moves too slow for me to stay interested.
Stranger: yes, i think so
Stranger: so i like basketball better
You: Basketball was my favorite sport when I was younger. I played all three but basketball was the one I actually enjoyed. I quit playing when I got into highschool.
Stranger: wow, me too!!!
Stranger: in middle school, i was in team
Stranger: but quit in highschool


and so on...like a 45 minute conversation about absolutely nothing.
coolbam

Joined: Nov 05 2008
Posts: 1996
Location: Dayton OH


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:21 am

Stranger: ACT NOW AND GET A FREE INVISIBLE ANIMAL IN YOUR HEAD
WITHOUT SELLING YOUR SOUL TO SATAN
Isn't it a great deal?
icon_biggrin.gif
You: lets go to dinner, a movie, and then can I tap that?
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Where are we going for dinner? icon_biggrin.gif
You: mcd's
Stranger: No, I'm hungry. I wanna go to applebees!
Stranger: Let's go to applebee's baby!
You: works for me'
Stranger: Yay! :3
You: steak and ribs combo
Stranger: Yum Yum.
Stranger: I want chicken. No! Salmon.
You: word
Stranger: Five words icon_biggrin.gif
You: either or chicken or almon
Stranger: What movie are we going to see??
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: I wanna see Ponyo!!
Stranger: The cute goldfish movie?! PONYO!
You: rofl
Stranger: Let's go see ponyo! Pleeeease??
You: alright
Stranger: Yay! <3
You: def a girl right?
Stranger: Oh yes.
You: lol
Stranger: And you seem very much like a guy.
You: 21 m
Stranger: Okay icon_smile.gif
You: u
Stranger: Female.
Stranger: I told you.
Stranger: -eyeroll-
You: lol
Stranger: So....
You: so...
Stranger: That was fun...
Stranger: I guess... I'll see you around..
You: cya...
Stranger: -waves-
kornholio788

Joined: May 02 2005
Posts: 9748
Location: Tosa, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:26 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Howdy!
Stranger: hello neighbor!
You: Ahh neighbor didn't see you there next to me.
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: you are from Texas right?
You: Negative. I am smarter than that! Not much but better than texas come on! I thought you knew me better than that.
Stranger: haha :-)
Stranger: we don't see each other that often anymore!
You: I know. Between AA, work, and hooking I am just so tied up lately!
kornholio788

Joined: May 02 2005
Posts: 9748
Location: Tosa, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:33 am

This guy is pretty cool. From Germany. Of course beer is our top subject lol
TRogers

Joined: Feb 09 2005
Posts: 6083
Location: Ohio


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:36 am

Nice!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo
You: sup
Stranger: nothin much
You: Sweet, I'm eatin' lunch.
Stranger: nice lol
You: Where you from?
Stranger: USA
You: Same...Ohio.
Stranger: Nevada here
You: Nice, What's the weather like? We have 90's, and humid. Ugh.
Stranger: idk, haven't been outside yet lol
Stranger: it's only 9:30am here icon_razz.gif
You: Ahh, time difference. Totally forgot.
You: dur
Stranger: XD
You: 12:30pm here. I'm eating McDonald's, and it's good.
Stranger: wewt!
Stranger: lol
You: wewt for realzies son
You: I'm awesome by the way
You: Danny Awesome, it's my real last name
Stranger: ah
Stranger: it's my middle name
You: Danger is mine
You: Danny Danger Awesome
Stranger: John Awesome Cooldude
You: DDA, Close to DDR, but not quite.
Stranger: lol
You: Sort of like Danny Ocean
You: That's right up your Nevada alley eh? ;)
Stranger: uh
Stranger: I don't even know what that is XD
You: Ocean's movies. 12, 13, 14
You: 15, 20
Stranger: oh
You: however many there are
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: I didn't even think of that lol
You: Haha
You: He's my idol
You: I want to rip off casinos
Stranger: icon_razz.gif
You: And preferably not get caught
You: Want to help me? You probably have inside info...
Stranger: lmao, that would be good
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I don't go in the casinos too often
You: Oh I see...just in case they are monitoring the chat...good idea ;) ;)
You: Me either, I hate casinos
Stranger: lmfao
You: We should NEVER go count cards
Stranger: XD
You: You shouldn't call me at 614-453-2345 to talk about ripping off Casino's because that would be bad
You: And we shouldn't open a swiss bank account tonight
Stranger: rofl
You: Then, you shouldn't meet me at the airport and arrange for my underground sewer entrance to the kitchen of the Mirage, where I will contort my body to fit inside of a punch bowl and be delivered to the vault where I will steal millions, only to blow a hole in the wall and run to your private jet naked.
You: (while holding millions)
Stranger: LOL
You: You got all that?
Stranger: no, I don't ;)
You: Good, I WON'T cya tomorrow.
You: Chow.
Stranger: peace



I pulled the phone number out of my ass...I bet it actually works.
TRogers

Joined: Feb 09 2005
Posts: 6083
Location: Ohio


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:05 am

Stranger: When I ****, I *** in a DVD case
Stranger: it's ingenius
You: so the next person to open your **** gets a booby trap?
Stranger: I also have a sock inside the case....seriously, imagine what it smells like after 2 cums a day, for 1 year
Stranger: it's in an empty dvd case
Stranger: I'm kind
You: You should eat the sock
Stranger: umm
Stranger: I should sell it to somebody who wants to eat a soggy sock
You: No you eat it and watch your muscles grow
You: Protein
Stranger: I DONT THINK SO BOY FRIEND
You: You're not my boyfriend if you don't swallow.
Disconnected.
kornholio788

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Location: Tosa, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:58 am

Stranger: ask me anything you want
You: If your gf said that she would let you put it in her but if she could put a **** teh same size in yours would you do it?
Stranger: of course but ima female so that doesnt offend me
Stranger: xD
You: Lolerville.
kornholio788

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Posts: 9748
Location: Tosa, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:05 am

You: So when can I tap that?
Stranger: now i u want
Stranger: if*
You: I'll be right over.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :]
You: BUT this being the internet you probably are saying you are a hot 18 yr old sex puppet. When in reality you are a 56 yr old trucker.
You: Nobody likes a lier Katie(your new name btw)
Stranger: if u want to believe that go ahead
You: Awesome cuz im a *** trucker too! WOO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


HAHAHAH
kornholio788

Joined: May 02 2005
Posts: 9748
Location: Tosa, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:13 am

HAHAHAHHA. Best yet for me.

Stranger: Nica to seeya!
You: Werd up homie g slice. What countrizzle yall from pimp.
Stranger: Don't feck wit meh, homie. I'll shank dat ass
You: Ahh hell naw son. You step on my shoe again and I'll slap you straight in your face.
Stranger: A Wild Jesus appears!
You: HURAH!
Stranger: Quick, catch Wild Jesus!
You: Don't you tell momma what to do!
Stranger: Wild Jesus uses teleport
You: I brought you into this world I'll take you out!
Stranger: Teleport failed!
You: *puts on magic cape*
You: What now?!?!
Stranger: Wild Jesus takes 25 hp from self
Stranger: Wild Jesus is confused
Stranger: Quick, use Masterball!
You: *********?
You: I'm at work you sick ****!
Stranger: Masterball failed!
Stranger: Jesus uses teleport!
justadream1121

Joined: Jun 04 2007
Posts: 677
Location: Milwaukee, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:16 am

kornholio788 wrote:
Stranger: ask me anything you want
You: If your gf said that she would let you put it in her but if she could put a **** teh same size in yours would you do it?
Stranger: of course but ima female so that doesnt offend me
Stranger: xD
You: Lolerville.


well there's your second opinion you wanted. icon_wink.gif
kornholio788

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:18 am

Lol she disconnected with me when I told her I was a *** trucker haha.
justadream1121

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Posts: 677
Location: Milwaukee, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:27 am

Stranger: say something witty
Stranger: no pressure
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: you may
You: if your gf asked you if she could put a ***** in your ass in exchage for anal with her.. would you?
Stranger: mom is that you?
Stranger: but serioulsy, what did you say when your gf asked you?
You: lol, i AM the gf icon_smile.gif
Stranger: lol sure you are icon_smile.gif
You: ok fiiiiiiiiiine it's your mom.
Stranger: well I imaging the answer from your bf would be no
You: would you?
Stranger: I'm not your boyfriend icon_smile.gif
You: wanna be?
Stranger: rofl
BLAZER_97

Joined: Apr 10 2007
Posts: 1565
Location: Decatur TX


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:08 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Supp
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nm u
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: lol
You: same
You: So where you from
Stranger: australia you
You: Tx
Stranger: age\
You: 17
You: u
Stranger: 20
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
You: You
Stranger: excellent whats your name?
Stranger: male and im jake
You: ****
You: **** **** **** **** **** ****
You: All around my mouth
You: yumm
You: oh yumm
You: oh yeah
You: uh huh
You: yeeeeeaah
Stranger: sounds like you could do with another one lol
Stranger: XD
You: Wait your ***? That F was for im a *** and im ***
Stranger: ok
You: So when can i tap that BOYFRIEND?
Stranger: today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is great lol
TRogers

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Posts: 6083
Location: Ohio


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:16 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I'm shy
Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: im not
Stranger: shy
You: oh
You: ...
Stranger: whats yur name shybot?
You: *teehee* Katie...I'm japanese
You: ...
Stranger: age?
You: 16
You: Why?
Stranger: just because
You: oh
You: ...
Stranger: im wanna lick your *****
You: Here I used a Pedo Bear macro drawing that says Game Over, but it doesn't show on the forums well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stompy

Joined: Jan 15 2008
Posts: 178
Location: North MPLS, MN


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:25 pm

Stranger: hi are u male or famale?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Aken

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:31 pm

kornholio788 wrote:
This guy is pretty cool. From Germany. Of course beer is our top subject lol

You talk like you know about beer, pffft.
justadream1121

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Posts: 677
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:33 pm

You: can i tap that?
Stranger: tap what?
You have disconnected.
Aken

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:34 pm

Oh, and I had a whole slew of random retarded conversations ranging from saying something completely random back and forth with one person for about half an hour (which was hilarious) to conversations like:

Stranger: hi
You: I am not a girl.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I ended up talking to a girl from Australia for like an hour. She seemed pretty legit. Was a good conversation either way.
justadream1121

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Location: Milwaukee, WI


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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:36 pm

I have horrible judging skills so it'd be hard for me to tell if they were lying or not..
TRogers

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:38 pm

Stranger: hi
You: HIYA!
You: That was a karate chop, not a greeting. You're dead.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
justadream1121

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:40 pm

I'm just waiting for the day when people start adding the strangers on facebook or something
Aken

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:43 pm

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: AHHH
You have disconnected.
TRogers

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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:45 pm

You: asl
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: 18 m belgium
You: eww
You have disconnected.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:20 pm

Stranger: I <3 *******
You: what a coincidence I have *******!
Stranger: nowai
Stranger: are they fat?

lol wtf?~!?!
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:21 pm

Stranger: im horny
You: So am I.
You: Lets have some good "phone" sex.
Stranger: lol
You: So what are you wearing?
Stranger: r u m or f?
You: Whats wrong with a little experimentation to spruce up the night. Live a little. I'm wearing a sexy black thong with a very hot top.
You: You?
Stranger: lol im wearing black shirt, short and black boxers icon_smile.gif
You: Ooo. *kisses cheek* Would you like me to give you a slow lap dance?
You: ;p
Stranger: lol u 1st
You: Sounds good. I'm just gunna slowly take off my panties ;)
Stranger: icon_smile.gif
You: Cuz my balls are really starting to hurt in this thing.
Stranger: lol
You: Rub a dub dub!
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:22 pm

lol people are greeeeedy!!

Stranger: I <3 *******
You: what a coincidence I have *******!
Stranger: nowai
Stranger: are they fat?
You: all ******* are fat. durr.
Stranger: <3
Stranger: Tittie pics or leave
You: use your imagination my friend.
Stranger: Nowai
Stranger: tittie pics or leave, *****
You: send me tittie pics then!
Stranger: I ASKED FIRST!
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:24 pm

Stranger: hi
You: guten tag.
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german haters!
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:35 pm

Stranger: ... and this is basically hw the world will end.
Stranger: oh... hi
You: bonjor!
Stranger: icon_smile.gif
Stranger: is that an instrument?
Stranger: bonjor, is that something you can play music on?
You: if you want it to be ;)
Stranger: can you sleep in it maybe? drive around in it?
Stranger: maybe take a dive?
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: i need a bonjor
You: everyone needs a bonor... i mean bonjor
Stranger: bonor is something totally else, isnt it?
You: perhaps. look down at your lap and you might find out.
Stranger: oh... my cat...
You: yes, your... cat.
Stranger: hmmmm... do u have a bonor?
You: if you're lucky.
Stranger: wow. some are just dog persons. cat persons are the best
Stranger: well gotta go. maybe a buy a bonjor to my bonor one day
You: you definitely should.
Stranger: bye!icon_smile.gif
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:42 pm

Awesome.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:43 pm

lol, is that how you spell "hi" in french? cuz that's what i meant to say lol
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:48 pm

Bonjour.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:49 pm

damnit! icon_mad.gif
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:26 pm

Ok, this was weird...

You: .... and that's how I got crabs for the first time.

Stranger: Oh, no, you hate to see that happen to puppies
Stranger: How did gradma take it?
You: She was upset. Took some time, but she's fine now.
Stranger: Well, after her rape, I expect not many things phase her
You: True story
Stranger: How is sally?
You: Haven't seen her in years.
You: I wouldn't expect to. You know, after the accident and all.
Stranger: Oh... yes... the accident. It still brings tears to my eyes. It's like, I never even knew that she was into fisting. and you never expect 7 year olds to be
You: I just don't get it. The doctor said that it was from watching skin-a-max after school, but...
Stranger: it was her mom
Stranger: all along
You: Parenting... it all comes down to parenting.
Stranger: That's what all the leading psycholigists say. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me babble on, how do you pronounce your name again?
You: Brian... with an "I."
Stranger: Br-ain
Stranger: no
Stranger: bi-an
Stranger: ****
Stranger: Bray-en
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: Tell me about yourself
You: Just practice at home. You'll get it.
Stranger: I'm trying really hard
You: Hmmm... I'm pretty simple really.
Stranger: Well, if your name is Brian. You must be.
Stranger: Do you want to make out a little bit?
You: Eh... why the hell not?
Stranger: ummm mmmm yummmm *fingers your ear* mmm, omg i love your ear. ooooh
You: Good thing I washed behind there this morning.
Stranger: It won't stop the AIDS
You: Somethings you just have to live with.
Stranger: Like a third ball and ass hair
You: Yep... I suppose you could get it removed or shaved. But its part of who you are...
Stranger: Exactly. You wouldn't compromise the integrity of your third ball just because it sometimes accidentally goes into your *******
Stranger: Brian.
Stranger: I think I love you
You: I really hope you're a chick. Otherwise, this whole convo would be weird...
Stranger: Damn it, why did you have to ruiin it
Stranger: My name is Bertah
Stranger: Bertha
Stranger: but people call me steve
You: I can handle Steve. It's not THAT weird.
Stranger: Yeah. I'm *** though.
You: Oh, cool. I'm not.
Stranger: I'm ok with that
Stranger: Nothing wrong with girls, but try it with a guy, it's worth it.
You: Yeah... I think I'll pass.
You: I think I'll just stick with the va-jay-jay.
Stranger: I like vaginas
You: Who doesn't? Am I right?
Stranger: You are. You are right. Vaginas are so pretty. Especially older ones.
You: Well... sometimes. Not if they look like a roast beef sandwich.
Stranger: mmmmm stop it you're making me hungry
Stranger: I have to go shave my balls
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:17 pm

Wow, nice Lee.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:43 pm

Stranger: hi
Stranger: name?
You: Awesome
You: urs?
Stranger: gross.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~~~

Stranger: hi
You: what up?
Stranger: Are you of the female persuasion?
You: Far from it
Stranger: You dangle?
You: Wtf?
Stranger: No?
You: I am dude
You: how about u?
Stranger: You are dude?
You: iam a man
You: guy
Stranger: That's what I'm asking.
Stranger: Male or female dude?
You: i have a ****
Stranger: Okay.
You: u?
Stranger: I have a **** too.
Stranger: So where do we go from here?
You: I haven't the slightest clue
Stranger: We have established for a fact that there are two **** between the two of us.
You: Right right
You: Thats a good fact btw
Stranger: Do you want to pretend you're a woman?
You: **** that
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:01 pm

Stranger: hi
You: can i tap that?
Stranger: wanna **** on a cookie?
You have disconnected.

**** this site.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:10 pm

Ryu...

That is awesomeness.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:47 pm

Stranger: ARE YOU ON A BOAT?
Stranger: I SURE AM
Stranger: 8D
You: Im on a boat ****
Stranger: TAKE A LOOK AT ME
You: im wearing my flippy floppys
Stranger: YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES
You: lol
--end----

You: What you do for work?
Stranger: i'm an adult video actor
You: i call bs, pics?
Stranger: videos you mean
You: first.. m/f?
Stranger: f
You: definatly calling bs now, got a pic of yourself?
Stranger: not for you bb =)
You: IM a meat cutter, I play with my meat all day so were kinda in the same line of work
Stranger: go to your store and buy my vid
You: whats the title? Trannsylvania?

--end---

Stranger: i am 13
You: I dont wanna end up on dateline, cya!

--end--
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:57 pm

Bobby Lee wrote:
Ryu...

That is awesomeness.


that was right after each other, I had to get up and take a breather.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:15 pm

Stranger: its your lucky day
You: how so..
Stranger: you get the pleasure of entertaining me until my friend calls
Stranger: go
You: wtf
Stranger: go
Stranger: i don't have all day
You: Dood seriously you have no **** friends they all hate you
Stranger: make haste devil woman
You: lol
Stranger: ugh you're about as boring as watching a group of retards try to **** a doorknob...
You: Really
Stranger: you fail at life
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:49 pm

Nobody likes it when i ask if i can lick their vagina...
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:54 pm

Ryu wrote:
Stranger: its your lucky day
You: how so..
Stranger: you get the pleasure of entertaining me until my friend calls
Stranger: go
You: wtf
Stranger: go
Stranger: i don't have all day
You: Dood seriously you have no **** friends they all hate you
Stranger: make haste devil woman
You: lol
Stranger: ugh you're about as boring as watching a group of retards try to **** a doorknob...
You: Really
Stranger: you fail at life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Made me holy **** LOL!!!11ONE!!!
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:02 pm

I think I just prevented a kid from committing suicide... I hope. icon_neutral.gif

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: Fine. You>
You: ?
Stranger: I would rather not say.... where are you from? I'm from colorado, usa
You: Ok... Ohio for me.
Stranger: Interesting, I've heard its kina boring there? whats it like there?
Stranger: is it*
You: It isn't bad. I grew up there.
You: Don't live there anymore though.
Stranger: ah... I see.
Stranger: age?
You: 23
Stranger: hm... I'm 17.
You: Cool... you liking high school?
Stranger: No
You: Haha... good. You shouldn't.
Stranger: Yeah...
Stranger: So what do you do for fun?
You: Ride my motorcycle, go to the beach, drink and BBQ with friends, etc.
Stranger: Cool
You: You?
Stranger: Don't know anymore, so what do you think the meaning to life is?
You: 42
Stranger: LoL Ah.... yeah.... that movie...
Stranger: but really.
You: Haha... thought you might be too young for that reference.
You: The book was better.
You: In all seriousness...
Stranger: So I have heard
You: I'm not sure that there is a "meaning."
Stranger: Hm... I will agree. Let me ask a diffrent question on the same topic though
Stranger: What do you want out of life?
You: Shoot
You: Happiness I guess.
You: Isn't that what everyone wants?
Stranger: Yeah
You: No reason to be miserable if you don't have to be, right?
Stranger: Yeah. So are you getting what you want from life?
Stranger: are you happy?
You: Sure. But life always has room to improve.
Stranger: Yeah, it does. How could your life improve?
You: Make a little more money, start a family, etc.
You: You know, the basics.
Stranger: hm... I see.
Stranger: and in the end what was the point of it all?
Stranger: to have enjoyed your time here?
You: No. To have made a difference in other's lives.
You: My happiness is just a bonus along the road.
Stranger: ah... I see. and how would you want to make a difference in others lifes?
You: There are too many ways to really pick one.
You: Political and military leaders make a differene everyday.
You: But so does your local soup kitchen.
Stranger: Yeah, very true. I can't focus on the big things though, not politics or things like that.....
You: So start small.
You: Many times, its the small things that make the biggest impact.
Stranger: hm... Yeah.
Stranger: Have you ever wanted to kill yourself?
You: Its crossed my mind before.
You: Every teenager has felt that way at some point.
Stranger: hm... Yeah, I have noticed.
You: Its not as easy as people think.
You: And it certainly isn't the "easy way out."
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: hm... if someone has nothing, no future no hopes, no happyness, what should they do?
You: Make a life for themselves.
You: Not everyone starts out on the same plain.
You: Some have to play catch-up for a bit.
Stranger: hm... I see.
Stranger: Well thanks for your time but I have to go now.
You: Ok. Good luck
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: bye
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:15 pm

^^ nice I hope you did too.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:42 pm

SickWitIt wrote:
Ryu wrote:
Stranger: its your lucky day
You: how so..
Stranger: you get the pleasure of entertaining me until my friend calls
Stranger: go
You: wtf
Stranger: go
Stranger: i don't have all day
You: Dood seriously you have no **** friends they all hate you
Stranger: make haste devil woman
You: lol
Stranger: ugh you're about as boring as watching a group of retards try to **** a doorknob...
You: Really
Stranger: you fail at life
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Made me holy **** LOL!!!11ONE!!!


AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i was laughing so god damn hard.
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Post Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm

kornholio788 wrote:
Stranger: im horny
You: So am I.
You: Lets have some good "phone" sex.
Stranger: lol
You: So what are you wearing?
Stranger: r u m or f?
You: Whats wrong with a little experimentation to spruce up the night. Live a little. I'm wearing a sexy black thong with a very hot top.
You: You?
Stranger: lol im wearing black shirt, short and black boxers icon_smile.gif
You: Ooo. *kisses cheek* Would you like me to give you a slow lap dance?
You: ;p
Stranger: lol u 1st
You: Sounds good. I'm just gunna slowly take off my panties ;)
Stranger: icon_smile.gif
You: Cuz my balls are really starting to hurt in this thing.
Stranger: lol
You: Rub a dub dub!


OMFG i dont know which is funnier this or ^ hahaha lmfao this thread made my night
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:29 am

TRogers wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: HIYA!
You: That was a karate chop, not a greeting. You're dead.
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Good one Tony.lol icon_lol.gif
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:02 am

hm.. my stranger is partial to using "lol" , as opposed to real conversation. How insightful
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:11 am

new strategy...

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:31 am

Honestly, one of the funniest Omegle chats ever

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m mauritius
You: cool story bro
Stranger: **** off
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:54 am

This one tried to be dirty the whole time and I tried to not let on that I knew what they were talking about.. lmao. They were soooo persistant, too. The last line cracks me up.


You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Stranger: hey
Stranger: oh thats nice
Stranger: i prefer if you took the roe of tho
Stranger: so i could see ur magic wand
Stranger: ;)
You: sadly it's run out of magic
You: thing is
You: i'm on a quest
Stranger: oh dear
You: to um
You: refuel it
You: or whatever you do to fix that
Stranger: oh i see
You: that **** wizard of oz wouldn't help a brother out, either
Stranger: you have to find the magic cave
You: ohhh
You: like the kind that has bears and bat n ****?
You: *bats
Stranger: its only a small cave but if you unlock it then it gets bigger
Stranger: do you have the key?
Stranger: its your tongue btw
You: i lost that too
You: in a valiant battle
You: cave trolls
You: can't trust em
Stranger: oh then we'll have to find another way
Stranger: oh wow ur are brave
Stranger: do you know where to find the cave?
Stranger: hello?
You: well, i've heard tlaes of ye olde cave being south of ye olde forest.. and ye olde forest is full of dangers
You: *tales
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: the cave you are looking for has had the forest cut down
You: **** logging ruins all the best quests
Stranger: all you have to do is work your way down south
Stranger: yes it does
You: i bet that damn cave is now just a tourist attraction, too
You: how's a sorcerer supposed to prove he's the **** up in this *****
Stranger: however the big balloons up north are the greatest quest
Stranger: they bobble and jiggle around and catches the most fearsome and curagious of wizards
You: one such as myself cannot be caught.. i have spells to avoid such perils
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: i would like to see that
You: you cannot see magic, it's just.. magic
Stranger: many have tried and failed my request
Stranger: yes but what would happen to the balloons after you have cast your spell
Stranger: and anyway i thought your magic wand was broken?
You: i use that to cast the intese spells
Stranger: oh i see
You: avoiding peril is a level 3 paladin spell of alchemy
You: so i just throw some magic dust
You: and poof, *****, spell thrown down
Stranger: what intense spell would you cast on me if you could?
You: i can't tell... the element of surprise is a wizards best weapon
Stranger: well i think the thought of it is making the cave open
You: is it now?
You: this quest just keeps getting more easy
Stranger: maybe its time to send in the troops???
You: no troops, i work alone
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one wizard stands alone to collect his prize
Stranger: so how you gonna do it?
You: the prize is in the pride of accomplishment
You: i will do it by sneekiness i guess
You: or a spell of invisibility
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then cast ur spell
Stranger: the cave awaits
Stranger: longing for ur wand
You: hmm.. must pick the spell carefully
Stranger: ...
You: i need to consult my spell book
Stranger: ok
You: ****
You: i dropped it
You: into a river
Stranger: u dropped what?
You: the book
You: i need it
Stranger: then swim!
You: i haven't leveled up high neough to have that ability yet
Stranger: do u need a hand??
Stranger: or better yet a mouth?
You: i need a swimming potion
Stranger: alakasim alakasam hterdnil kitmel thratshnit jal
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: ****
You: you just turned youself into a dog
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: oh know
Stranger: how do i turn back?
You: i would tell you, but i don't have my spell book
Stranger: how can u ever help me?
You: i'd take you by that gandolf ****, he owes me a favor
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: take me to him
Stranger: i need ****
Stranger: icon_smile.gif
You: he's 95, he can't handle that anymore
Stranger: well you will have to show me the ways of wizard **** then
You: there's no time for **** whilst on a quest!!
Stranger: after then?
You: perhaps, if i don't perish in a terrible death
You: involving dragons
You: and stuff
Stranger: okay
Stranger: btw a dam has broken by the cave covering it in magic liquid
Stranger: my fingers can not mop it all up
You: it's probably that dasdardly mohigmor, causing pain and pestilence for all the land again
You: you don't mop up magic liquid with fingers
You: you need a spell for that ****, too
Stranger: oh and without ur spell book u cant do that?
You: nope. see, now we're really ****
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where is gandolf
Stranger: we really need him
You: usually the bar, he's a drunk
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dont mind that
You: yuo will when he's too drunk to help
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: ye
You: seems like this quest is bound for failure
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: is wizard ***?
You: *** haveth no bearing on magical abilities
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: but every magical genius needs to release them selves
Stranger: and i am gwenvethas of magical refuels
Stranger: and i hear u needed to be refueled
Stranger: ???
You: perhaps... you weren't sent by the evil eoinfeoigneoin, though, were you?
Stranger: yes actually i was
You: he knew my powers have become weak
You: this is a dark day for wizardry
Stranger: then go darker and deeper in to the cave
Stranger: u suck at this
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:06 am

I'm sorry, but I'm not reading all that lol
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:44 am

Wow... I didn't think I would ever see the day I would have an intelligent conversation on Omegle with someone about my college major...
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:10 am

Stranger: ,,,,,,,,,do u know korea?
You: Yes
You: You have Seoul
Stranger: i'm from korea
You: You in North or South?
Stranger: south
You: Do you fight for your nation? The United States helped establish capitalism in South Korea and fought on its UN-sponsored side in the Korean War
Stranger: yes,,
Stranger: i know
You: Awesome
You: I think North Korea is going to nuke the USA soon.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think so too
You: *GASP*
Stranger: don;t
Stranger: i don't think so
You: Oh, well...that's good
You: that would suck if it happened
You: I would die
You: and you wouldn't have anyone to talk to
You: My family would die too
You: how sad
You: If we didn't die, we would have flipper babies from the radiation
Stranger: .....
You: flipper babies icon_sad.gif
Stranger: north korea confuesd now
You: They have flipper babies from working with nuclear material
You: they hide them
You: so nobody knows
You: What do you do with 800 flipper babies?
You: Put them in a blender...
You: how do you get rid of them?
You: Corn chips.
You: yum.
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:09 am

clutch1 wrote:
This one tried to be dirty the whole time and I tried to not let on that I knew what they were talking about.. lmao. They were soooo persistant, too. The last line cracks me up.


You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Stranger: hey
Stranger: oh thats nice
Stranger: i prefer if you took the roe of tho
Stranger: so i could see ur magic wand
Stranger: ;)
You: sadly it's run out of magic
You: thing is
You: i'm on a quest
Stranger: oh dear
You: to um
You: refuel it
You: or whatever you do to fix that
Stranger: oh i see
You: that **** wizard of oz wouldn't help a brother out, either
Stranger: you have to find the magic cave
You: ohhh
You: like the kind that has bears and bat n ****?
You: *bats
Stranger: its only a small cave but if you unlock it then it gets bigger
Stranger: do you have the key?
Stranger: its your tongue btw
You: i lost that too
You: in a valiant battle
You: cave trolls
You: can't trust em
Stranger: oh then we'll have to find another way
Stranger: oh wow ur are brave
Stranger: do you know where to find the cave?
Stranger: hello?
You: well, i've heard tlaes of ye olde cave being south of ye olde forest.. and ye olde forest is full of dangers
You: *tales
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: the cave you are looking for has had the forest cut down
You: **** logging ruins all the best quests
Stranger: all you have to do is work your way down south
Stranger: yes it does
You: i bet that damn cave is now just a tourist attraction, too
You: how's a sorcerer supposed to prove he's the **** up in this *****
Stranger: however the big balloons up north are the greatest quest
Stranger: they bobble and jiggle around and catches the most fearsome and curagious of wizards
You: one such as myself cannot be caught.. i have spells to avoid such perils
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: i would like to see that
You: you cannot see magic, it's just.. magic
Stranger: many have tried and failed my request
Stranger: yes but what would happen to the balloons after you have cast your spell
Stranger: and anyway i thought your magic wand was broken?
You: i use that to cast the intese spells
Stranger: oh i see
You: avoiding peril is a level 3 paladin spell of alchemy
You: so i just throw some magic dust
You: and poof, *****, spell thrown down
Stranger: what intense spell would you cast on me if you could?
You: i can't tell... the element of surprise is a wizards best weapon
Stranger: well i think the thought of it is making the cave open
You: is it now?
You: this quest just keeps getting more easy
Stranger: maybe its time to send in the troops???
You: no troops, i work alone
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one wizard stands alone to collect his prize
Stranger: so how you gonna do it?
You: the prize is in the pride of accomplishment
You: i will do it by sneekiness i guess
You: or a spell of invisibility
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then cast ur spell
Stranger: the cave awaits
Stranger: longing for ur wand
You: hmm.. must pick the spell carefully
Stranger: ...
You: i need to consult my spell book
Stranger: ok
You: ****
You: i dropped it
You: into a river
Stranger: u dropped what?
You: the book
You: i need it
Stranger: then swim!
You: i haven't leveled up high neough to have that ability yet
Stranger: do u need a hand??
Stranger: or better yet a mouth?
You: i need a swimming potion
Stranger: alakasim alakasam hterdnil kitmel thratshnit jal
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: ****
You: you just turned youself into a dog
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: oh know
Stranger: how do i turn back?
You: i would tell you, but i don't have my spell book
Stranger: how can u ever help me?
You: i'd take you by that gandolf ****, he owes me a favor
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: take me to him
Stranger: i need ****
Stranger: icon_smile.gif
You: he's 95, he can't handle that anymore
Stranger: well you will have to show me the ways of wizard **** then
You: there's no time for **** whilst on a quest!!
Stranger: after then?
You: perhaps, if i don't perish in a terrible death
You: involving dragons
You: and stuff
Stranger: okay
Stranger: btw a dam has broken by the cave covering it in magic liquid
Stranger: my fingers can not mop it all up
You: it's probably that dasdardly mohigmor, causing pain and pestilence for all the land again
You: you don't mop up magic liquid with fingers
You: you need a spell for that ****, too
Stranger: oh and without ur spell book u cant do that?
You: nope. see, now we're really ****
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where is gandolf
Stranger: we really need him
You: usually the bar, he's a drunk
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dont mind that
You: yuo will when he's too drunk to help
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: ye
You: seems like this quest is bound for failure
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: is wizard ***?
You: *** haveth no bearing on magical abilities
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: but every magical genius needs to release them selves
Stranger: and i am gwenvethas of magical refuels
Stranger: and i hear u needed to be refueled
Stranger: ???
You: perhaps... you weren't sent by the evil eoinfeoigneoin, though, were you?
Stranger: yes actually i was
You: he knew my powers have become weak
You: this is a dark day for wizardry
Stranger: then go darker and deeper in to the cave
Stranger: u suck at this


Cool story hansel.
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:17 am

^^^That was you??? *hides*
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:25 am

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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:12 am

^
Dude, WTF? Lol
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:15 am

Anyone else think the guy on the right looks like that guy from college humor?
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:20 am

kornholio788 wrote:
Anyone else think the guy on the right looks like that guy from college humor?


Amir is his name i think. looks like him.
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