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blazeredsxt

Joined: Feb 04 2008
Posts: 511
Location: Mississippi


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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:35 am

You: do you think im pretty?
Stranger: no
You: omg i hate you!
Stranger: it is not impossible
You: it's over between us! i never want to see you again!
Stranger: but i didn't thought
You: take your jacket and leave my house right now!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
blazeredsxt

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Posts: 511
Location: Mississippi


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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:57 am

Stranger: TEN
You: do you think i'm pretty?
Stranger: prolly not, but I have high standards
Stranger: you have low self esteem ?
You: omg i hate you!
Stranger: why
You: we're through! i never want to see you again!
Stranger: what if i get drunk, can i hit you up for a booty call
You: maybe. just don't puke on me like last time
Stranger: no promises
You: dont expect anything more than a one night stand! cause we're done!
Stranger: its ok, im pretty sure that I can do better
You: tell that to my sister you *******!
Stranger: you sister was one of the 5 worst lays of my life
You: i know! she still cuts herself!
Stranger: tell her to cut deeper
Stranger: maybe you could show her how
You: omg! i need some ice cream!!!
Stranger: omg stop eating
You: i cant! you did this to me!
Stranger: actually your parents made you ugly, blame them
You: im ending the pain now! you'll never see me again!!! *cuts wrist*
Stranger: don't type *cuts wrist*
Stranger: just **** do it
Stranger: ruh roh
Stranger: you still there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aken

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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:44 am

Amir is way more azn than that guy.
clutch1

Joined: Oct 08 2006
Posts: 1928
Location: around hurr.


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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:05 am

SickWitIt wrote:


Cool story hansel.


I trolled for like a half hour trying to find someone who knew I was talking about this :

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

haha no one got it.
Bobby Lee

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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:49 pm

Wow... so I've had like an hour convo with some guy that covered everything from how to say "vagina" in a foreign tongue, uncircumcized penises, and ****. Surprisingly, I'm not weirded out at all. Its actually very intelligent conversation.
kramer13
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:40 pm

I put on my robe and wizard hat
kornholio788

Joined: May 02 2005
Posts: 9748
Location: Tosa, WI


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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:09 pm

clutch1 wrote:
SickWitIt wrote:


Cool story hansel.


I trolled for like a half hour trying to find someone who knew I was talking about this :

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

haha no one got it.


I had one guy just say. "Show me your genitals" I responded with GENITALIA!

He was like FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS! lol.
Ryan88

Joined: Aug 09 2004
Posts: 3516
Location: Pittsburgh, PA


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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:32 pm

Stranger: du
Stranger: du hast
Stranger: du hast mich
You: ich will
You: ich will
You: ich will
Stranger: haha XD
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hier kommt die sonne...
kramer13
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:14 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Where do we go from here?
Stranger: where would you like to g?
Stranger: go*
You: *puts on shoes and brings jacket*
You: The zoo?
Stranger: yeah lets go icon_biggrin.gif
You: Can you drive?
You: As you can see, I'm missing a leg
You: And state law prohibits me from driving under the influence.
Stranger: o.O, yeah i got a car, so its not a problem
You: Ok, where is it parked?
You: I don't see it
Stranger: behind that blue van next door
You: Alright.
You: *walks to stangers car*
You: Woah!
You: There is a flat tire.
Stranger: o dear
You: Do worry
You: I got this...
Stranger: *opens boot and grabs spare tire*
You: No no
You: I got this
You: *puts on wizard robe and hat*
Stranger: :O
Stranger: wow
You: Shoot!
You: I forgot the wand.
You: Looks like your going to have to change it, manually.
You: *takes off wizard robe and hat, frowning*
Stranger: No worries :/
Stranger: *goes into house to grab tool box*
You: Can you grab me a Mt. Dew when your in the garage?
You: I'll wait here. I can't get very far with a missing leg.
Stranger: *Picks up tool box*
*Walks over to fridge and grabs a Mt. Dew*
*Walks over to car and hands Mt. Dew to missing leg person*
You: Thanks.
You: Do you need encouragement when changing the tire? Or can I just freeload and watch
You: *opens can of Mt. Dew*
You: *gulp, gulp*
Stranger: You can kick back
You: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Stranger: *Opens tool box and looks for tools*
You: *gulp, gulp*
Stranger: *Ugh... is confused* How do you change a tire?
You: No problem.
You: First take out the jack and put it under the car next to the tire
You: Raise it just a little.
Stranger: Thankyou icon_biggrin.gif
You: Take off the hub cap/
Stranger: *Takes out jack and places it under car*
Stranger: *Raises it a little*
Stranger: *Un-screws hub cap*
You: Use the tire iron on the bolts and unscrew.
Stranger: *Grabs tire iron and un-screws bolts off tire)
You: Raise it up all the way and take off the tire.
Stranger: *Raises jack and takes off tire*
Stranger: *Tire starts to roll down street*
Stranger: *Chases after tire*
You: *points and laughs*
Stranger: *Catches tire and walks tiredly back to car*
You: Good catch. Should we do somethign else?
You: Or do you still want to go to the zoo
You: *gulp, gulp*
Stranger: *Places new tire on car, places screws in, screws hub cap back on and lowers the car, removes jack*
You: Wow, that was fast.
Stranger: I'm speedy icon_smile.gif
You: That's not always a good thing.
You: But in this case, it is.
You: *hopes in passenger seat*
Stranger: *sits in driver seat, where are we going?*
You: 7-11?
You: I wouldn't mind a slurpee
Stranger: Oh good idea
Stranger: *Puts keys in ignition, turns key to start car......... car wont start*
Stranger: *Try's again...... still won't start*
You: *sits patiently*
Stranger: Want to take the van?
You: The rape van?
You: I'm not so sure about that.
You: You need to convince me to get back in that thing.
Stranger: hmm, for a slurpee?
You: *gets in van*
Stranger: *takes out compartment under steering wheel, hot wires van*
Stranger: *Van starts, puts in reverse*
Stranger: *Drives out of drive way, puts in drive and off to 7-11*
You: Woah, slow down.
You: *changes station to Christian Rap*
Stranger: oo nice
You: Hey do you see that?
You: *points to crime scene*
You: *area is filled with cops*
Stranger: *Slams breaks*
You: Pull over
You: Let's check it out
Stranger: *Pulls over to side of road*
You: *gets out to take a look*
Stranger: *Also gets out, omg what happened*
You: What the ****!?
You: Are you serious?
You: I can't believe that!
You: That dead guy is the guy that took my leg.
Stranger: *Faints*
You: And he's holding it.
You: *cops approach me*
You: *I hid behind you*
Stranger: Hi officer...
You: *whispers: He looks *****
Stranger: How can we help you?
You: *throws hands up*
You: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
You: You caught me!
You: I DID IT. I KILLED HIM!
You: *down on knees crying*
Stranger: *looks at you in disbelief*
You: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
You: I had to.
You: I had to kill him
You: Officer, it was self-defense. HE TOOK MY LEG - SEE?!?!
You: *points to place where leg would be*
Stranger: Ask's officer, can he get his leg back?
You: *cop responds - "he'll get it back...in jail*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: :O
Stranger: :O
You: *cop gets behind me and handcuffs me*
Stranger: YOU CANT TAKE HIM IN
You: WTF man, he stole my leg!
Stranger: *Punches officer in the face*
Stranger: RUN
You: I HAVE ONE LEG AND AM HANDCUFFED, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE, QUICK!!
Stranger: what about you?
You: *bloody nose cop picks me up and takes me to his cruiser, searches me, opens door and puts me in there. door closes and user disconnectes*
You have disconnected.
Kindschi

Joined: Oct 09 2008
Posts: 1458
Location: St Louis Missouri


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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:23 pm

OT: Juice Henderson your personal blog site?
kramer13
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:30 pm

What does OT mean?

You: hi
Stranger: The only thing to do in Denver is...
You: have sex with a teenager, and then a year later get sued by her, and then while trying to play basketball, have to deal with the court proceedings and tell my wife im sorry
Stranger: I was gonna say listen to hardcore music
Aken

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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:18 pm

Off topic.
kramer13
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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:50 pm

Thanks, Aken,

Yes, Kindschi. Thanks for viewing.
Aken

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Post Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:04 pm

Dude that guy was awesome. I wish I could get someone fun on this site.
clutch1

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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:24 am

Stranger: demilovato69
You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Stranger: rofl. /b/tard



:lol:

edit.. oh dear god i got the same person twice


Stranger: DEMILOVATO69
You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
You: wait
You: that's odd luck
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit.. 3 times


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: DEMILOVATO69
You: DEMILOVATO69
You: biznitch
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
You: put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: say wat?
Stranger: you don't have tumblr do you
You: no
Stranger: GTFO
You: the hell's that
You: neverrr
Stranger: DON"T BE COPYING US *****
You: this is toooo fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
xtremechvycamaro

Joined: May 12 2009
Posts: 33


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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:51 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny girl?
You: very ;)
Stranger: ur name?
You: ashley
You: urs?
Stranger: onur
Stranger: age?
You: u black?
You: 19
Stranger: no
You: damn, i like them black and big
Stranger: from?
You: colorado
You: u?
Stranger: I am white
Stranger: turkey
You: im more of a ham fa
You: fan*
You: but im sure your meat is delicious
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u give msn adress?
You: can you give me oral pleasure if i do?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: ok
You: how are you gonna do that over the computer?
Stranger: in a very good way ;)

disconnected


Stranger: hey
You: hey can i tap that?
Stranger: f?m?
You: depends, which do you want?
You: i can be either ;)
Stranger: **** you bich
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tim

Joined: Nov 16 2003
Posts: 10795
Location: Kalamazoo, MI


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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:30 am

Your welcome
kramer13
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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:10 am

My wife did this one!!! She was AWESOME!

You: Hey there
Stranger: help
You: Are you OK?!!?!
Stranger: there is a **** robot in the **** hallway dude
Stranger: I need to know hwo to turn off the **** *****
You: Ok, calm down!
You: First, does it have a face?
Stranger: do you know anything about robots
You: DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!
Stranger: I closed the door
You: PHEW!
Stranger: it's making robot **** sounds
You: Good, did you save your pets?
Stranger: not like it's ****
Stranger: like just noises
Stranger: **** the pets dude
You: Did you recently put in new batteries?
Stranger: in the robot?
Stranger: I don't even know where hte **** it came from
Stranger: who the **** owns a robot on purpose?
You: The Jetsons
Stranger: **** assholes
You: Ok, let's work through this
Stranger: just tell me how to shut the ***** off
You: That's what I'm here for
You: Now, do you know what kind of robot it is?
Stranger: good
Stranger: I don't know anything about robots except that they want to enslave the human race and take over the world
Stranger: that's the kind that is in the hallway
You: What does it look like?
Stranger: it's tall like me, which isn't very tall because I'm rather petite
Stranger: and it's fatter than me, but that's not too fat because I'm reasonable slim
You: Ok, this is not good at all...
Stranger: and did I mention that it's a **** robot?
Stranger: and I think it's a dude robot
You: This is vital information I am about to tell you
You: IT'S A DUDE ROBOT?!
You: Umm...
Stranger: It looks like a dude
Stranger: ****
You: Are you in a locked room?
Stranger: i'm in a room
Stranger: with a door but the handle is broken
Stranger: and there is a baby with me
You: Broken on the inside or outside?
Stranger: but it's a human baby
You: Does the baby know karate?
Stranger: it's broken on both sides
Stranger: no, but the baby is an ******* sometimes
You: Are you sure the baby isn't half human half robot? It could be in disguise...
Stranger: and the baby is a dude too
You: An ******* baby is a sure sign that it could be part robot
Stranger: I remember when I pushed the baby out he looked really human
You: Quick, throw the baby out the window!
Stranger: oh ****
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: ok... did it
Stranger: nwo about the robot that is in the **** hallway dude
You: Did it explode?
Stranger: no
You: ****...it was a human baby
Stranger: it cried and crawled away
You: My bad
Stranger: **** let me go fish him out of the pond
You: Forget the baby, there's no time!!
You: There's a **** robot in your hallway!!
Stranger: got him... I have an asskicking fishing pole
Stranger: I KNOW!!!!
\
Stranger: ****
You: Can you communicate with the robot?
Stranger: I don't talk to robots
You: Ok...you need to. IT's very important
Stranger: evil... world-mongering bastards
You: Yell at the top of your lungs "BEE BOO BEE BOOP!"
You: That should shut it down
Stranger: great
You: Then, you can sneak up to it and cut his wires
Stranger: NOW THE **** ROBOT IS LOOKING AT ME
Stranger: and he said BOO BY BOOOOOO BIT BAT BEO
You: Good, that was my plan
Stranger: wait
You: I am Queen of the robots and I am going to steal your soul and take over the world!!!
Stranger: are you a **** robot too?
Stranger: ****
You: BEE BOO BOOP BOP!
Stranger: you're a chick?
You: I'm a fembot!
Stranger: damn... had to be... guys are never as creative as that
You: Touche, sir, touche
Stranger: i'm a chick too
You: Touche, miss, touche
Stranger: better
Stranger: sirs don't birth babies my fembot evil queen leader of the psychotic **** robot outside my **** door
You: You just killed it.
You: Thanks for playing
TRogers

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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:35 am

Epic wife chat.
Bobby Lee

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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:39 pm

Wow... very impressive. I can totally see some college acting class skits being written from some of these convos.
Bobby Lee

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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:43 pm

Took a slightly different angle from the robot one...

You: OMG!!!
You: You have to help me.
Stranger: NI HAO
You: What?
Stranger: CHING PONG PING PANG
You: I don't have time for jibberish.
Stranger: im so sorry
You: This is an emergency.
Stranger: my retarded chinese exchange student wont stop slapping my keyboard
You: Get it together man!
Stranger: He keeps asking me to look up squid in vagina ****
You: These **** people have gone mad.
Stranger: and just wont leave me alone
Stranger: How can I assist you
You: I'm surrounded by huge lizards.
You: They're wearing suits and **** dresses.
Stranger: It sounds like you have a **** infestation.
You: Smoking, drinking, licking their lips at me.
You: I'm freaking out.
Stranger: I have your solution.
You: ???
Stranger: Find a local petstore that deals in mongoose sales.
Stranger: They will rid you of your problem.
You: You might be on to something.
You: I first need an escape plan though.
Stranger: Well, in that sort of predicament there might be two options. Kill yourself and escape to Jesus' loving embrace, OR, Set your house ablaze, the fire will distract them long enough to make a hasty exit through the front door.
You: Hmmm... I'm in a cheesy hotel restaurant.
You: Jesus can't help me with this!?
You: Are you mad?
Stranger: No, jesus is only there to lol at you when you die
You: Damnit.
Stranger: You might be screwed, icon_sad.gif
You: He'll end up going down with me.
Stranger: QUICK CHECK, do they have acohol
You: I'm gonna excuse myself to the restroom.
Stranger: Is there any kind of alcohol at all in the room you are in?
You: The bar does.
Stranger: Guzzle that **** down
Stranger: Get drunk as possible
Stranger: and try to mate with one of the lizards
You: And blow it in their face with a lighter?
Stranger: In time after much fornication they may begin to accept you
You: What?!
Stranger: as one of their own
Stranger: They will not attack their own kin
You: That's not an option.
Stranger: It is your only hope
You: ****!
Stranger: ********* STRANGER, DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
You: The bathroom window is too small.
You: YES!!!
Stranger: THEN DRINK AND MATE
You: Maybe I can flush myself out of this situation.
Stranger: MATE LIKE YOUVE NEVER **** A LIZARD'S SCALY **** BEFORE
You: Oh. My. God.
You: I didn't think it woudl come to this...
Stranger: Your children will be denied drinking at the human waterfountains but if you wish to survive, this is your only chance
You: She, it, whatever... is taking me to their room.
Stranger: DO NOT LOOK THE LIZARDS IN THE EYES
Stranger: WHATEVER YOU DO
Stranger: THEY WILL FEAST ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: IT IS A SIGN OF AGGRESSION TO THEM
You: At this point... I think I may prefer that...
Stranger: NING PANG SQUID **** GOOGLE SEARCH BIG HONG BURACK DONG
You: Wait... its handing me some type of drink.
You: It's green... and slimy.
You: It wants me to drink it.
Stranger: *********, sorry, Ling wont stop trying to get his native ****
Stranger: HOLD YOUR NOSE
Stranger: AND DRINK
Stranger: NEVERMIND THE BURN
You: Whelp... here goes nothing...
Stranger: DRINNKKK
You: AAARRRGGGGHHHH.... GUUURRRRGGLELLEEE
You: What... is... happening... to... me?!
Stranger: :O
You: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Stranger: BE STRONG STRANGER
You: Is that a tail? WTF?
You: And scales! I'm growing f-ing scales!
Stranger: SOON
Stranger: SOON NOW
Stranger: YOU WILL BE
Stranger: ONE
Stranger: OF
Stranger: US
You: You?!?!?
Stranger: ONE OF US
You: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stranger: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSISSISISIISSSSSSS
You: YOU TRAITOR!!!!!
Stranger: FOOLISSHHHHH HUMANSSSSSS
Stranger: THISSSSS WORLD ISSSSSS NOW OURSSSSSSS
You: What will become of me, oh great lizard king?
Stranger: HUMAN SSSSSLAVE TO THE PITTSSSSSSS
You: For all eternity?
You: This can't be...
Stranger: THISSSSS ISSS YOUR PUNISSSHHMENT
You: I had so much potential...
You: A career...
You: A family...
You: Now... I have nothing.
Stranger: BWWAHAHAHAHA
You: I could really use Jesssssussssss right now...
Stranger: THE GREAT SSSSSSERPENT ISSSS YOUR GOD NOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:56 pm

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: DEMILOVATO69
You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
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zanson

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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:28 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: **** you.
You: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: <3
You: ROFL
Stranger: Now **** off.
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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:05 am

ROFL i love this site...

i just talked to a chick from new zealand. and now talkin to her on msn... icon_smile.gif
Ryu

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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:02 am

Thought this was fun..icon_biggrin.gif

You: HIYA!
Stranger: hi -_-
You: Somethign wrong?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just the **** idiots on this
You: Oh
Stranger: looking for chicks
You: I know right
Stranger: its pretty blatent theres none here
You: U think u got it bad lol
You: hold on, read this lol
You: but one guy wanted me to be a girl
You: umm
Stranger: -.-
You: Some guy wanted me to **** on a cookie..
You: icon_sad.gif
You: but i totally see where you coming from
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i can get laid for real by hot girls
Stranger: dont need internet for that
You: wait,
You: M/F?
You: I gotta ask
You: I am lost..
Stranger: im a **** male dude
You: oh
You: sounded like you where a woman
You: *puts on robe and wizards hat*
Stranger: thx
Stranger: ?
You: well its not my fault you ***** like one I'll cast the non ***** spell on you *poof* oops I just turned you in to a transvestite
You: you now have aids
You: and 3 kids
Stranger: wow *** or wot
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Highland J

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Posts: 1157
Location: ND, Land of the covered wagons and wheat.


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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:03 pm

Ryu wrote:
Thought this was fun..icon_biggrin.gif

You: HIYA!
Stranger: hi -_-
You: Somethign wrong?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just the **** idiots on this
You: Oh
Stranger: looking for chicks
You: I know right
Stranger: its pretty blatent theres none here
You: U think u got it bad lol
You: hold on, read this lol
You: but one guy wanted me to be a girl
You: umm
Stranger: -.-
You: Some guy wanted me to **** on a cookie..
You: icon_sad.gif
You: but i totally see where you coming from
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i can get laid for real by hot girls
Stranger: dont need internet for that
You: wait,
You: M/F?
You: I gotta ask
You: I am lost..
Stranger: im a **** male dude
You: oh
You: sounded like you where a woman
You: *puts on robe and wizards hat*
Stranger: thx
Stranger: ?
You: well its not my fault you ***** like one I'll cast the non ***** spell on you *poof* oops I just turned you in to a transvestite
You: you now have aids
You: and 3 kids
Stranger: wow *** or wot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahahaha way to be sensitive! Perfect till u saw it was a guy... CUE WIZARD HAT
Highland J

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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:03 pm

kornholio788 wrote:
clutch1 wrote:
SickWitIt wrote:


Cool story hansel.


I trolled for like a half hour trying to find someone who knew I was talking about this :

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

haha no one got it.


I had one guy just say. "Show me your genitals" I responded with GENITALIA!

He was like FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS! lol.


PRICELESS!! LOL
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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:05 pm

Stranger: horny malr?
Stranger: male
You: Show me your genitals!
Stranger: ive got a *****
You: in that case... did you know im on a boat
Your conversational partner has dis. hahaha


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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:07 pm

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna know a secret?
You: sure
Stranger: my mom doesn't know I stick things in my butt when I *********
Stranger: but you do
Stranger: how **** is that?
You: pretty **** up man

this site is pretty cool
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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:43 pm

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

Nothing new.... just set up some horny creeper and USE IT they **** themselves
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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:26 pm

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: im an axe warrior from the plains of sheonazgonal that is 27 winters past and ready for the adventure.
Stranger: where are you from
You: ^ the plains of sheonazgonal! You
Stranger: fujian, China
Stranger: in fact ,i have not heard of sheonazgonal
You: oh really?
You: well not suprising, its not on many maps
Stranger: where is it
Stranger: i even cannot google on it
You: yeah we are very foreign and secluded, it is a very small island about 130 miles off the coast of australia.
Stranger: is it a country, or a part of australia
You: its neither, its registered under the protection of the australian government but operates as a seperate body...
Stranger: it is amazing
Stranger: i try to find something about your hometown, but i find noting
You: Like i said we are very secluded. Its alot like amazonian tribes where ppl just dont know about them... We fish and hunt as a means of survival and have only limited ammentities
You: As i stated i am an axe warrior and lead off many hunts for deer/ boar and other game and also protect the town from other hostile towns
Stranger: well,souds very original
Stranger: sounds
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: you seems live a life of the original
Stranger: can you understand,my english is not very good, so...
You: i think so... dont worry about it
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: you?
You: ahh umm well to you it would be 27 but we go by winters not date's
Stranger: there so many differences,and your mother tonhue is english
Stranger: tongue
You: no our native tongue many years ago was a form of...umm what you would call persian but after many years we shifted to english
Stranger: so can you speak persian?
You: i was taught but i am not fluent
Stranger: have you heard of China ,my country
You: Yep, im geografically educated, i would very much like to visit hong kong one day
Stranger: hong kong is very nice place, but if you want to know Chinese cultuer more, Beijing would be a nice place
You: point taken...
You: NO NO NO IVE GOT TO GO THE BAZQUAL ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: enemy tribe bye
Stranger: my god, i still cannot understand
You: the enemy town is here and i must fight their strongest for leadership
You: now i must go, do you undersntad
You: understand
Stranger: ahh,get it
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:24 pm

^^^ pretty good dude.
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:36 am

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/ca
Stranger: 15 f china
You have disconnected.
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:39 am

This stuff is hilarious

Stranger: make me ***
You: depends
Stranger: u f/m?
You: m
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:45 am

Ok wow.... This is getting funnier and funnier

You: I'm a guy
Stranger: Are you ***?
You: No
Stranger: You should be.
You: Why would you say that?
Stranger: It has it's perks.
You: like what?
Stranger: -gets close to you and slides hand up your shirt-
Stranger: You can do whatever you want.
You: Not on the first date!
Stranger: Mm, why not? I like how you feel...
Stranger: -slides your shirt over yyour head and starts kissing your chest
You: Nope
You: I have a ***-proof vest on
Stranger: -gets his gun out-
You: denied
Stranger: -shoots you in the face-
Stranger: ****.
You: Oh noes!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:58 am

I'm waiting for the moment when two Oznium people talk to each other, and they find out once they read this thread.

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Stranger: BOOBIES
You: OMG I LOVE BOOBIES
Stranger: OMG ME TOO icon_biggrin.gif
You: COOL!
Stranger: INDEED!
You: YES QUITE!
Stranger: I SAY, GOOD SIR
You: WHAT SAY YOU, FRIEND?
Stranger: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB
You: MY GOD! *puts on robe and wizard hat*
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I lost
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:46 am

I was thinking the same thing, Aken.
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:06 pm

You: I'm not interested in sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:56 pm

New playground, since I'm banned from tinychat.com
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Post Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:18 pm

lololololol
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