[Forum Game] Comic Style Death and Drop

Alright, in this game, the person before you has died, and they dropped something that's peaked your curiosity... you perform an action with the object, and, sadly, it kills you... then YOU drop something, and the cycle repeats with the next poster... the objects can be ANYTHING EARTHLY (from an ant to a skyscraper!)

(This is much like the Word Association Thread but a bit more involving =] )

Example: I picked up a cupcake! I scarf down the cupcake and choke to death on frosting. I drop a hammer.

(next post)
I pick up the hammer, I use it to try to install railing on my tree house. I fall off the tree house and land head-first on the claw of the hammer. I drop my shoes.

(next post)
I pickup the shoes because I collect shoes from dead people. I put it on and walk home. A hobo sees my new shoes and wants them, so he beats me down with a baseball bat. I drop a quarter.

(next post)
I pickup the quarter (although I'm not the hobo that just killed him) and I use it in a vending machine to get a snack. The snack gets stuck, so I shake the machine back and forth until the snack falls... along with the machine. I'm crushed to death. I drop a car key.

Now that you know, lets' go! =]



I pickup a puppy to take home with me! The puppy has teh_rabies and bites me to death! I drop a cell phone!

I pick up a cell phone in a busy street... It rings, and I answer, I am then shot by a sniper on the rooftop. I drop a pair of headphones.

I pick up the pair of headphones and sweet deal, they're the new iPod earbuds... I crazy-dance like they do in the commercials and throw my back out. I fall onto the ground and it starts POURING rain! Unable to move, my lungs slowly fill with water as I struggle to breathe in the downpour. I drown like a turkey and drop... a turkey baster!

I stick the turkey baster up my butt, and, in thinking of Dan, have a coronary. I drop the keys to a 94 Ford Tempo.

i pick up the keys to a 94 Ford Tempo and begin to drive insanely fast over a bridge, i suddenly lose control, flip the car in the water and drown to death. i drop my hat

While scuba diving, I discover a lovely hat at the bottom of a river. Thinking it could be some insanely cool piece of evidence to a crime scene, i take it to my buddy's house, show him the hat and say "Dude i found the evidence! I know you kill him!" immediately, he clubs me in the face with a sledgehammer... I drop a bucket of cottage cheese

That's the same cottage cheese that Garth Brooks and Oprah Winfrey wrestled in. It smells like sweat and hillbilly juice and is reminicent of chunky baby puke. I'm thinking I can take it and sell it on ebay, when I notice something shiny just below the surface. I reach in to see what it is and I cut myself on the sharp edge of Garth Brooks' belt buckle. My wrist is deeply cut and it stings as the barf-o-rama cottage cheese burns the wound. I bleed to death, and I drop a sword.

The sword sits untouched for centuries until I stumble across it on a nature hike. Upon wielding the sword I'm granted seemingly unlimited powers. I then use said sword and powers to team up with the ninja's who are taking the fight to the pirates in a high sea assault. Many ninja's fall during the bloody and gruesome battle. Only the strong survive where as all the pirates have fallen. We don their garb and attempt to make contact with other pirate ships. All is well in our stealthy attacks with our numbers decreasing minimally. We come across this lone ship and attempt to board. With us at his starboard side he blasts his main cannons destroying our entire ship. (Which, luckily, was being financed by the original pirates and isn't our problem anyway). All but 2 other ninja's died in that battle. After clearing the trade routes of all the pirates we decide to go back to our ninja ways. I tell my friends I must part and they say they understand. They attack me after I turn my back and I'm badly wounded but I decisively kill them both. It wasn't a flawless victory, but I did have some pretty sweet fatalities. I make it back to main land and stop at the candy store to buy some celebratory sour patch kids. I go back to my place and get my mail that had been piling up. I put my sword in the umbrella rack and sit on the couch to eat my SPK's and check my mail. Well I got a pretty nasty paper cut and to make a long story short it got infected and I died. The sword could do little to protect me since it wasn't by my side. I drop a ruben sandwich.

I eat the ruben and die. I drop an Abrams Tank.

I attempt to pick up the Abrams Tank, when my arms give out about halfway up... The tank falls on me, crushing me.

I drop a PS3

I pick up the PS3, but it is broken.

I try to fix the PS3 while its plugged in, and electrocute myself.

I drop a mailbox.

I set up the mail box lengthwise and sit on it, it swallows me whole. I get launched into another world and die from impact.

I drop sheeps wool

I find the sheep's wool, and realize that its starting to get chilly. I put the wool around me to keep me warm, and start a fire. After having a few beers, I fall into the fire and burn to death.

I drop a credit card.

i take the credit card and buy hella turbo parts for my car. I install the parts and see how fast she is, next thing i know i slam into a tree and die a horable death


I Drop A Charazard Pokemon Card (holographic)

I find the card, and see the pretty colors. I decide to roll a blunt with it...and get hiiiggh.

I choke on a tootsie-pop and die.

I drop a toaster.

I pick up the toaster and put it on my head like toaster-man-dan and begin running back home. Superman happens to be flying by and drops his toast into my toaster slot head. Superman forgets that he eats bread made from the hopes and dreams of little kids for breakfast. The sheer weight of this super-perfect breakfast food simply crushes me in the most horrible of ways. Realizing what he has done, Superman flies down to see if I'm still alive and retrieve his super-bread. As he begins to leave, I whisper to him to help me. He does not and flies away leaving me and my toaster to die. Just as I am about to pass out from the internal bleeding, I hear a faint ticking and realize that this wasn't just any toaster, it was a super-mega-toaster-bomb. The ticking grows louder and louder, and finally stops. With my last strength I throw the toaster as far as I can, but alas; it is only 3 feet away. The toaster explodes, Killing me instantly.

I drop a sexy moose....

i pick up the moose. i rent a sleezy hotel room and have my way with him.
I become infected with 'the clap' and die a horrible death.

i drop a trampoline

I pick up the trampoline and begin to carry it home. I stumble and throw the trampoline in front of me, but luckily I land on it and spring forward - into an 18-wheeler, dying on impact. I drop a glowstick.

I pick up the glow stick and go to a rave where everyone is drugged up something awful. I then proceed to rant about how I picked up an item earlier and delivered some insightful plot to the death and drop game only to die and have to revive myself. Suddenly I'm stopped during the rant because I get carpal tunnel and Dr House is unable to save my life. Sadly I die during a wrist biopsy and I drop my cloak of invisibility.

I pick up the cloak, and decide it looks cool enough to wear. So, i put the cloak on not knowing it was a cloak of invisibility. I tie the cloak on and i disapear in a second. I try to remove the cloak but it wont let me. I end up from dying from loneliness.

I drop a train whistle.

I pick up the train whistle and blow it.

Alas a train comes and hits me, like a poorly trained ADD prone dog.

I drop a Pistol

i pick up the pistol and attempt to rob a bank half way threw the cops come and shoot me dead

I drop a balloon

I grab the balloon and inhale the helium out of it, while on my helium high, I jump off the empire state building. (because I think since im full of helium, i can float like a balloon) Falling to my death dropping a 46" Lcd Tv

I try to pick up the 46" LCD TV but am unable to due to the awkward balancing of the weight. I throw my back out and go to the hospital. They tell me I've died a few times before but I assure them they've got the wrong guy. Since I lied to the hospital they refuse to treat me. I steal drugs from the pharmacy and OD on morphine. I drop a snow cone machine.

I pickup the snowcone machine and decide to make snowcones.. out of babies! I drop one in but it's too big to grind... I decide to force it down, so I shove my arm in and the legs start grinding... coo'ing and giggling turns to ear-piercing whaling... I plug my ears with my hands and continue shoving the kid in with my foot... I slip on the blood and am grinded into a snow-cone pulp... I drop a Large Hadron Collider!

^hahhahahahaha

I lol'd fo real when I read that. I'm getting a lot of funny looks....

Anyway, I pick up the LHC and fire it up. Big surprise to no one, it creates a black hole which devours me and my mind and body are separated rendering me lifeless. I drop my body?

I pick up Banned's body. I'm crying because I'll never receive any more random texts from him. I kill myself out of sadness and drop an ICELED tron.

Whoo hoo!!! Check out this ICELED tron I just found! But what's this body doing next to it? I'm standing there wondering what's going on when Banned suddenly sits up and asks me, "Are you John Connor?" I tell him no but he shoots me anyways and picks up the ICELED tron and walks off. I lay there dead, but not before dropping a delicious bass wrapped in foil.

"OH MY GOD, BASS!"
I found it in the grass
I dust off the dirt
So it don't taste like ass

I take one huge bite
And choke on a bone
I die from suffocation
And drop a xylophone

I play the magic xylophone
And everyone begins to dance.
Suddenly they all stumble,
You hear their bowels rumble,
And they all take a **** in their pants.

They're covered in fecal matter
From their waist down to their shoes.
The song went from happy
to extremely crappy
And became the Brown River Blues.

They all become angry and violent
For making them all drop a deuce
They attack from the side,
They shoot me and I die,
And afterwards I drop some orange juice.

I pick up the Orange Juice and drink it, not realizing i was allergic to orange juice, what a coincidence huh?

I drop a used syringe

I use the syringe to inject bacon grease, my cholesteral then sky rockets, i die of childhood obesity, and drop a bottle of Astro-Glide...

I pick up the astro-glide, but it's slippery because someone has used it and gotten it all over the bottle. I then wipe my hand off on my jeans and realize I have a hot date. So I go home to wash my pants and toss em in the dryer. They shrink really small but I wear em anyway because I didn't have any other pants. My legs fall asleep during the date and I try to stand up to dance w/ the ladies but fall and hit my nose on a table which forces it into my brain where I die. I drop a $50 bill.

I grab the $50 dollar bill.

While walking down the street trying to fold it into a sweet bowtie a bum sees me and stabs me with a broken bottle.

I drop a Mcdonalds $5 coupon

I walk towards McDonalds, holding the coupon in my hand.

Three elementary kids jump me, rape me, and blow my head off.


I drop a soup spoon.

I walk towards sick's body and see something shiny on the ground. I walk up to it, and see the spoon. I am in awe from how shiny it is. Not noticing the semi coming towards me, i get splattered on the pavement dropping a rusty knife.

I pick up the knife and cut my own head off because of the economic downfall. I drop a 40 of King Cobra

I walk out of class, and see dudes body and head laying in several different locations. Police everywhere and such. I open a pack of ciggarettes and see the '40 glistening in the sun. I pick it up, and open it right there. I get arrested for underage consumption. While in jail, I say the wrong things to the wrong people, and get stabbed with a straw.

I drop my handcuffs.

I pick up the handcuffs, and decide to take them home for the girlfriend. Thinking that me and her will have a kinky time she handcuffs me to the bed and leaves the room. She forgets about me and i end up dying from starvation. Drop a bottle of SARS

I walk into the bedroom where Ryu has died from Starvation cause she didn't actually forget about him, just handcuffed him so she could ruff me up without him having a chance to find out. Too bad you didnt find the $5 mcdonalds coupons dewd.

I grab the bottle of SARS and his girlfriends condoms...not knowing what to do with the bottle of sars, I swollow the entire bottle... Choking on its glassy-ness.

Dropping a holy-hand grenade