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ShadowBOX

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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:29 pm

OK, first off, this is going to be hard to beat and will give all new meaning to "**** list". I was at home with the kids (dauger is 2.5, son is 14 months) and reading the paper as they watched cartoons. My daughter took off to her bedroom, which she commonly does to get a toy or something. My son must have followed here without me noticing. I was reading away and noticed that I hadn't heard them in about 10 minutes so I headed back to the bedroom to check out what was going on.

Now, its worth mentioning that we are currently potty training my daughter and she is starting to get the concept of taking off the diaper then going potty.

I got half way down the hall and saw my son walking toward me with what looked like chocolate on his face and hands. I thought, "oh great, they got into the haloween candy". I couldn't have been so lucky.

I walked into the bedroom and there is my daughter standing in the corner naked. I can smell **** very strongly and after looking on the other side of her bed, I figured out why. She had removed her diaper and took a poopy on the carpet. It wouldn't have been so bad, but my son must have mistaken the poo for chocolate or a toy or something because he had it on the bed, dresser, wall, himself, toys, etc.

Long story short, I just spent like 3 hours cleaning up ****. Thats my poopy evening in a nutshell.
A-Ray

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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:31 pm

That sucks so bad for you, but its really hard not to laugh.
AutoAustin

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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:31 pm

That....sucks dude. wow...
kornholio788

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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:32 pm

User posted image


Nothing else needs to be said
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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:45 pm

Two children, one ****.

Nassty. I hate ****.
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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:58 pm

Tdawgthegreatest

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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:34 pm

^^
I hate seeing that g35...uhg
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Post Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:43 pm

I just threw up in my mouth...
Tat2Dragons

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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:50 am

Dude...that's Nasty. icon_lol.gif icon_smile.gif
Cooper

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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:10 am

I immediately thought of the G35 when I saw this topic too icon_biggrin.gif
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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:54 am

lol all i can say is lol
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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:59 am

Dammmn.

Yeah, seems like it was a **** situation.
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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:33 am

Reason #35 why I don't want to have kids.
ShadowBOX

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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:39 am

Yeah, **** smell is gone today. Yay! Its been replaced with a febreeze, bleach, fruity smell that will likely linger for a LONG time.
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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:49 pm

Good thing they didn't use it as paint on the walls icon_eek.gif
ShadowBOX

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Post Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:03 pm

Yeah. My daughter didn't want anything to do with it, and that was probably the saving grace. My son wasn't really sure what it was so he experimented.
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