Forum Lingo

Like you people love to say, I'm a noob and still behind on what some of the stuff ya'll say means.

Anyone wanna give me Forum Lingo 101

Like you say "fail" and thats it, what does that mean?

Fail.













Haha. JK

Fail = the person did something really dumb, or didn't link the pic right or something just wrong.
Noob = new person. Still learnin the ropes. Low post count maby
Epic = Srsly amazing
pwned = Owned = ......ya figure it out
TRogers = God

Eh. That is all I can think of right now.

Ftmfw?

For the mother **** win.

FTL = for the loss
Bamf = bad ass mother ****(All praise the great Dane cook for this)
lol = laugh out loud
gtfomobistsoysw = get the **** outta my office before I slap the **** outta you stupid *****

Ok i made that one up lol

Not really commong but porkster loves the:
SIITBP = stick it in the butt and pee.

lulz

***= Dan aka korn

www.urbandictionary.com

http://****.com/

Kevin_S wrote:

http://****.com/

HAHAH I clicked it thinking..hrm I wonder if that is actually a site. And I was happy at what I saw come up hhahah

And BLK....for that....no lube next time.

Dane Cook should eat a bullet.

From a "life" forum...AHAHAHAHAH

2WW - 2-Week Wait, aka TWW

AF - Aunt Flo (menstruation)

AFAIK - As Far As I Know

AH, AZH - Assisted Hatching

AHI - At-Home Insemination

AI - Artificial Insemination

AIH - Artificial Insemination from Husband

AO - Anovulation

AOA, AVA - Anti-ovarian Antibody

ART - Assisted Reproductive Technology

AWOL - A Woman On Lupron

BA - Baby Aspirin

BBT - Basal Body Temperature

BCP - Birth Control Pills

BD - Baby Dance (sex)

BF - Breast Feeding or Boy Friend

BFN - Big Fat Negative

BFP - Big Fat Positive

BIL - Brother in law

BM - BridesMaid or Banquet Manager or Best Man or Bowel Movement

BoK - Bouquet

BP - Bridal Party/ Bachelor(ette) Party

BTDT - Been There Done That

BTW - By The Way

BUMP - Bring Up My Post; brings a post to top of boards

C# - Cycle Number

CB - Cycle Buddy

CBEFM - ClearBlue Easy Fertility Monitor

CD - Cycle Day

CF - Cervical Fluid

CM - Cervical Mucus

CNM - Certified Nurse Midwife

CP - Cervical Position

CP - Centerpiece

D&C - Dilation & Curettage

D&E - Dilation & Evacuation

DD - Darling daughter

DH - Darling/Dear/Dumb Husband

DP - Darling Partner

DPC - Days Since Last Clomid pill was taken

DPO - Days Post-Ovulation

DPR - Days Post-Retrieval

DPT - Days Post-Transfer

DS - Darling Son

DW - Dear Wife

Dx - Diagnosis

E2 - Estradiol

EAL - EEK Another Lizard

EB, EMB - Endometrial Biopsy

EDD - Estimated Due Date

ENDO - Endometriosis

EPO - Evening Primrose Oil

EPT - Early Pregnancy Test

ET - Embryo Transfer

ETA - Edited To Add

ETS - Edited To Say

EW, EWCM - Eggwhite Cervical Mucus

FBIL - Future Brother In Law

FET - Frozen Embryo Transfer

FFIL - Future Father In Law

FG - Flower Girl

FH - Future Husband

FHR - Fetal Heart Rate

FI - Fiance

FIL - Father in law

FM - Forum Mail

FMIL - Future Mother In Law

FMU - First Morning Urine

FOB - Father Of Bride

FOG - Father Of Groom

FP - Follicular Phase

FSH - Follicle Stimulating Hormone

FSIL - Future Sister In Law

FTTA - Fertile Thoughts To All

FUR - False Unicorn Root

FV - Fertile Vibes

FW - Future Wife

FYI - For Your Information

GIFT - Gamete Intra-Fallopian Transfer

GM - GroomsMen

GMB - Good Morning Brides

GNB - Good Night Brides

GnRH - Gonadotropin Releasing Hormone

GP - General Practitioner

GTG - Get ToGether

HCG, HCG - Human Chorionic Gonadotropin

HMG, HMG - Human Menopausal Gonadotropin

HPT - Home Pregnancy Test

HRT - Hormone Replacement Therapy

HSC - Hysteroscopy

HSG - Hysterosalpingogram

HTH - Hope this helps

ICI - Intra-cervical Insemination

ICSI - Intra-cytoplasmic Sperm Injection

IF - Infertility

IMHO - In My Honest/Humble Opinion

IMO - In My Opinion

IRL - In Real Life

ITI - Intra-tubal Insemination

IUI - Intra-uterine Insemination

IVF - In Vitro Fertilization

J/K - Just Kidding

JMO - Just My Opinion

JOTD - Joke Of The Day

KWIM - Know What I Mean

LAP - Laparoscopy

LH - Luteinizing Hormone

LIW - LIWeddings.com

LMAO - Laughing My A$$ Off

LMP - Last Menstrual Period (start date)

LO - Love Olympics (sex)

LOL - Laugh/Laughing Out Loud

LP - Luteal Phase

LPD - Luteal Phase Defect

LSP - Low Sperm Count

LTBM - Living Together Before Marriage

LUF, LUFS - Luteinized Unruptured Follicle Syndrome

MC, M/C - Miscarriage

MF - Male Factor

MIFT - Micro Injection Fallopian Transfer

MIL - Mother in law

MOB - Mother Of Bride

MOG - Mother Of Groom

MOH - Maid/Matron Of Honor

NFT - No Further Text

NM - No Message or Never Mind

NOYB - None Of Your Business

NT - No Text

NWR - Not Wedding Related

NYCW - NYCityWeddings.com

O, OV - Ovulation

OB - Obstetrician

OB/GYN - Obstetrician/Gynecologist

OC - Oral Contraceptives

OD - Ovulatory Dysfunction

OMG - Oh My Goodness/Gosh/God

OOT - Out Of Town (guests)

OPK - Ovulation Predictor Kit

OPT - Ovulation Predictor Test

OTC - Over The Counter

PCO - Polycystic Ovaries

PCOD - Polycystic Ovary Disease

PCOS - Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

PCP - Primary Care Physician

PCT - Post Coital Test

PDAs - Public Displays of Affection

PG - Pregnant

PID - Pelvic Inflammatory Disease

PIMP - Peeing In My Pants

PITA - Pain In The ****

PMS - Pre-menstrual Syndrome

POAS - Pee On A Stick

PUI - Posting Under The Influence

PWI - Posting While Intoxicated

QOTA - Quote Of The Afternoon

QOTD - Quote Of The Day or Question Of The Day

R-FSH, R-h - Recombinant Human Follicle Stimulating Hormone

RB - Ring Bearer

RD - Rehersal Dinner

RE - Reproductive Endocrinologist

RI - Reproductive Immunologist

ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Rx - Prescription

SA - Semen Analysis

SAHM - Stay At Home Mom

SHG, SonoH - Sonohysterogram

SIL - Sister in law

SO - Significant Other

STD - Save The Dates

STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease

TGFD - Thank God For Discharge (if you really need to know ask nickipa)

TIA - Thanks In Advance

TMI - Too Much Information

TR - Tubal Reversal

TTC - Trying to Conceive

TTYL - Talk To You Later

Tx - Treatment

TY - Thank You

UR - Urologist

US, u/s - Ultrasound

UTI - Urinary Tract Infection

V - Vasectomy

VR - Vasectomy Reversal

WNL - Within Normal Limits

WTO - Waiting To Ovulate

ZIFT - Zygote Intra-fallopian Transfer




From a geek forum,
A
AFK - Away From Keyboard
AKA - Also Known As
ASL - Age, sex, location?

B
BAMF - Bad Ass Mother F*cker
Bastich - *******+*****
BRB - Be Right Back
BTW - By the Way

D
DBAD- Don't Be a Douche
DBL - Double
DL - Download

F
Fap - 1)Sound of *********. 2)To *********
FFS = For F*cks Sake
FTL - For the Loss
FTW - For the Win
FUA - F*ck You All
FUBAR - F*cked Up Beyond All Repair

G
GMTA- Great Minds Think Alike
GTFO - Get the F*ck Out

H
HAHA - Haha

I
ITT - In This Thread
IMO - In My Opinion
IMHO - In My Honest Opinion
IRL - In Real Life

J
J/K - Just Kidding

L
LMAO - Laughing my ass off
LOL - Laugh/Laughing Out Loud

M
MOFO - Mother F*cker

N
NM - Nothing Much
NP - No Problem
NSFW - Not Safe For Work
NVM - Nevermind
NWS - Not Work Safe

O
OIC - Oh, I see
OMG - Oh My God
OMFG - Oh My F*cking God
OMW - On My Way/Oh My Word
OP - Original Post
ORLY - Oh Really?
Owned - Beaten badly/to suck at something/to get embarrassed

P
POS - Piece of ****/Parent Over Shoulder
PPL - People
Pwn/pawn/pwnt/pwned - Owned

Q
QFT - Quoted for Truth
QFE - Quoted for Emphasis

R
RLY - Really
ROFL - Rolling on Floor Laughing
RTFA - Read the F*cking Article
RTFM - Read the F*cking Manual
RTFP - Read the F*cking Post
RTFR - Read the F*cking Rules

S
SOB - Son of a *****
SFW - Safe For Work
STFU - Shut the F*ck Up

T
TAFS - Take a F*cking Seat
TY - Thankyou
TIM - This is Madness!
TIS - This is Sparta!
TTYL - Talk to You later

U
U - You
U R - You Are
UR - Your/You're

W
woot/w00t - We Own the Other Team/To express agreement or cheer
WTF - What the ****?
WTH - What the Hell?

Y
YM - Your Mom
YW - You're Welcome

TRogers wrote:

woot/w00t - We Own the Other Team/To express agreement or cheer

I disagree with that one, and agree with the UD definition

Woot originated as a hacker term for root (or administrative) access to a computer. However, with the term as coincides with the gamer term, "w00t".

Lol. I mainly just wanted to know some of the stuff ya'll say. I know most of the other stuff.

massie22790 wrote:

Lol. I mainly just wanted to know some of the stuff ya'll say. I know most of the other stuff.

oh...we mostly just make *** jokes to express our homosexual tendencies and prevent savage man on man action.

Lol alright then. I'll keep that in mind from now on.

HAHAHAHA this thread = win

zanson wrote:

HAHAHAHA this thread = win

But you = fail. Epically.

zanson= PwNeD

banned from SG wrote:

zanson wrote: HAHAHAHA this thread = win But you = fail. Epically.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


So simple. Yet at the same time so very well played.

02cougarman wrote:

zanson= PwNeD

pwnt even.

how did i ever not see that coming

you guys are way too predictable.

wow the geek one doesn't have GIGO.... not really geeks now are they

SIIHBAP is the only one you need to know.

Failtacular.