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justinwebb
Joined: Sep 15 2004 Posts: 1532 Location: C-bus y0 1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera Last updated: 12/09/04 2000 Honda Civic Last updated: 01/04/09 |
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A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?'
The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished. Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.' The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.' And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball. The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again. The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday. `Father,' replied the son, `I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.' The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.' And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls. The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again. The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday. `Father,' said the son to this, `I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.' The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?' `A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed. `I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls,' said the father, `but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have.' And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls. The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared. `Dear son,' said the father, `I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?' The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. `Please humour me, dear father.' The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again. The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday. `Dearest father,' the son started, `I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.' One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humour his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory. The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home. The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left. The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong. `Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.' It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country. The next day, the father took his son to the harbour and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there. `Father,' the son said, `You've made me very happy yet again.' That night, the son spent on board the tanker. The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy. A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital. His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?' Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls.' The father held his son's hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.' `Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.' The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk. `Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.' The son nodded weakly. The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room. `Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls,' the father requested. The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter. `I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth. `I- I-' Then he died. |
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knatebetz
Joined: Apr 19 2008 Posts: 1184 Location: Nebraska 1992 Toyota Celica Last updated: 05/09/08 |
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way to kill like 5 min of my life
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Kierra
Joined: Mar 01 2008 Posts: 1268 Location: Cherry Hill, South Jersey 1990 Chevrolet Suburban Last updated: 12/08/08 |
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wow. i just read all that.
that sucks. |
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Mrkai
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that sucks!!
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Brandon
Joined: Jun 04 2003 Posts: 3816 Location: St. Louis, MO 1994 Mazda MX-3 Last updated: 09/06/06 2005 Geo Metro Last updated: 06/16/04 2006 Subaru Legacy Last updated: 06/18/06 |
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I hate you.
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kornholio788
Joined: May 02 2005 Posts: 9744 Location: Racine, WI 2000 Dodge Neon Last updated: 04/20/08 |
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Please stop breathing.
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PwrRngr
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Yes it was a TERRIBLE waste of time. But for some reason I found it funny.
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Knox
Joined: Feb 12 2003 Posts: 6075 Location: Ft. Lauderdale/Gainesville, FL 1987 Chevrolet Blazer Last updated: 01/16/07 1986 Chevrolet Monte Carlo Last updated: 03/28/04 1950 Ford F-Series Pickup Last updated: 10/04/04 2000 GMC Sierra Last updated: 10/05/08 2006 GMC Sierra Last updated: 10/05/08 |
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I can't believe you did that to me
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02cougarman
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**** you
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hyewarrior
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Ryu
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I laughed. lol |
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alkatmsu
Joined: Nov 08 2005 Posts: 1162 Location: Kentucky 1998 Chevrolet Cavalier Last updated: 02/10/08 |
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I now have a joke to tell at work tomorrow.
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ShadowBOX
Joined: Feb 26 2008 Posts: 775 Location: Fort Wayne, IN 2006 Scion xB Last updated: 09/01/08 |
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not even going to waste my time after reading all the replies.
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Ryan88
Joined: Aug 09 2004 Posts: 3210 Location: Pittsburgh, PA 1997 Saturn SL Last updated: 01/31/08 1995 Saturn SC2 Last updated: 11/27/07 2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo Last updated: 07/22/08 1999 Ford Expedition Last updated: 04/28/08 2008 Honda Civic Last updated: 05/04/08 |
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LOL i knew that was comming...
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AutoAustin
Joined: Sep 22 2008 Posts: 224 Location: Mineral Wells, Tx 2003 GMC Sierra Last updated: 10/23/08 |
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lol, I took this whole time to read that. Thanks alot, now I cant die happy till i find out what happened....
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hyewarrior
Joined: Jul 19 2008 Posts: 495 Location: 30 minutes from Los Angeles 2003 Porsche 911 Last updated: 12/05/08 2002 Honda S2000 Last updated: 07/20/08 2007 Volkswagen Rabbit Last updated: 12/05/08 2004 Audi A4 Last updated: 07/20/08 2007 Mercedes-Benz E-Class Last updated: 07/20/08 |
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Maybe he was just a perverted ******* who had a fetish for pink ping pong balls... I don't even wanna know what he did with em
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Tat2Dragons
Joined: Jan 21 2007 Posts: 1073 Location: Baltimore Maryland 2003 Honda Element Last updated: 09/21/07 |
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I certainly wish I would have done the same.lol |
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mntndewboy69
Joined: Oct 23 2008 Posts: 104 Location: Camp Hill, PA 2006 Saturn Vue Last updated: 10/30/08 1999 Saturn SL2 Last updated: 10/30/08 |
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As do I.
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blue one
Joined: Jan 27 2008 Posts: 527 Location: Las Vegas 2003 Dodge Intrepid Last updated: 06/01/08 |
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you frickin suck ass juice.
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pOrk
Joined: Jan 03 2004 Posts: 7196 Location: Milwaukee Wi 1996 Chevrolet S-10 Last updated: 11/12/08 2001 Chevrolet Impala Last updated: 02/07/07 1978 Honda CBR 929 Last updated: 12/13/07 |
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weak
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oldskoolhonda
Joined: Oct 16 2006 Posts: 1292 Location: Wichita, Kansas |
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This reminds me of a story i hear alot at parties.
There is a girl, she has 3 golf balls. One red, one white and one blue She puts them in her cooter red then white then blue. She then pulls them out but only the red and blue ones come out. So the mystery is where the hell did the white golf ball go? lol |