What's your job?

Hey fellas, I know this has been done before, but it needs updating. Post up your job, and let's see who has the best.

I'm a barista.

Summer job- Cashier at local gas station
College job- unknown

DayJob- Cut meat at a Major Grocery Store (I play with my meat and then you buy it!)
Nightjob- Repo cars (also do general tows during the day)

Software Engineer
Head of I.T.
Software QA Testing
Lots of other stuff because everyone else at work sucks, although I shouldn't be doing their job.

Mechanical Engineer over Trident II D-5 missiles. Better hope to God they never need to be used.

To put that into perspective, the missile is roughly 4 storys tall.

*EDIT* Apparently the video doesn't work? Here's the whole link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRtdaCkk9Ec&...1761&feature=player_embedded

Pic doesnt work...

Programmer/scripter for video games, have worked on Wolfenstein, Call of Duty: World at War zombie levels, Rock Band 2, Beatles: Rock Band, and some other stuff....

HoolaKinG wrote:

Programmer/scripter for video games, have worked on Wolfenstein, Call of Duty: World at War zombie levels, Rock Band 2, Beatles: Rock Band, and some other stuff....

What were you guys thinking when you made NZ so damn hard on WaW

I work at Hollister, cuz I'm too lazy to get a new job lol.

Most everyone knows what I do, right?

I work at a hotel doing 10 different jobs.

Picking up a 2nd job at red lobster soon.

70 - 80hr weeks are fine with me.

I mow peoples yards.

Data Clerk AKA I scan papers and sit around watching movies

Started my own web design business.

Gear Box Assembly.

Merchandiser for a beer/wine distribution company.

Brake Press Operator

i work on cars faster than any here haha but mainly rx7's and picked up a second summer job at chase corporate in the IT dept ;) yes i make sure you money is safe haha

Lead web developer for a million dollar ecommerce company (everyone else was trying to play up their job title, why not me too)

Brandon wrote:

Lead web developer for a million dollar ecommerce company (everyone else was trying to play up their job title, why not me too)

That's the whole point!


Sounds fun.

Land surveying. Straight and simple answer.

Possible getting a sales job with very nice pay to me. 1,000+ in 2 days isnt bad.

right now im asst. manager at Jiffy Lube

by novenber i should be getting a job at the local telephone company as a lineman.
$16+/hr to start out

I'm a building engineer for Charles Schwab , 600 tenant building

Chris wrote:

Land surveying. Straight and simple answer.

I do that as a side/weekend "job" for some extra money. Easy way to make a little extra money and get to enjoy the outdoors.

Brandon wrote:

Lead web developer for a million dollar ecommerce company (everyone else was trying to play up their job title, why not me too)

BLAZER_97 wrote:

I mow peoples yards.

The e-penises in this thread are HUGE!!

I fill orders at a catfish restaurant. I run their website too...

24 years old, college degree, still working where I worked when I was 17. FML.

I'm a garbage man and occasionally double as a zookeeper

^^^^ hahhahahahah

Correctional Officer, hoping to be in the sgt. position before long

indentured servant/serf

Take your pick

i sit on my fat ass hoping someone will hire me

lifeguard

dealing with the public always a pleasure

banned from SG wrote:

indentured servant/serf Take your pick

Come on man. If that were the case, you wouldn't get to gripe nearly so much.

**** *****.

That covers it.

Bobby Lee wrote:

banned from SG wrote: indentured servant/serf Take your pick Come on man. If that were the case, you wouldn't get to gripe nearly so much.

Prisoner?

Front Store clerk. Backstock worker. Floor worker
AKA i work at a CVS haha

Insurance office.... Boring office work, but I have access to the internetz

02BlueStang wrote:

I'm a garbage man and occasionally double as a zookeeper

Thought you worked in a prison or some type of corrections establishment, maybe im confusing you with yellowf150

Vollie EMT

and during the summer im an independent concessioniare...
(food stands at fairs, festivals, etc....)