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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:38 pm

text a girl like stated then post the whole conversation here and its better if you dont know her well lol

did this on another forum and its hilarious
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:41 pm

me-Hey you, can I tap that?

her-haha wtf?

me-I mean, when can I hit that?

her-What kind of question is that?

me- A legit one, when can we board the sexual love train?

her-November 2, 2015 haha I dunno. what kind of question is that? whenever you come hang out with me again I guess.

me-Come on really?

her- I dunno, maybe if you didnt have a girl I guess.

me-fuuckk

her- well you asked.

/ownd
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:50 pm

Is that yours?
Or one from the other forum?
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:17 pm

I got some pretty intense sms convo's lol
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:29 pm

hahaha ok so i did it and here it is...

Me: hey so can i tap that?

Her: ? Huh

Me: yea, when can i tap that?

Her: haha are you serious:

Me: yea, why would i joke about this?

Her: haha well...

Me: well....

Her...i guess.... i mean if you use a condom i dont see why not.

Me: really?

Her: yea i mean...would you be cheating on anyone?

Me: no, i dont have a gf.

Her: oh ok, sure.

Me: when?

Her:idk, when do you want to?

Me:tonight good?

Her: what about tomorrow night? im tired right now.

Me: yea thats fine. ill text you tomorrow then.

Her: haha ok, tty tomorrow then.

Me: okie dokie, goodnight. sweet dreams.

Her: you too.


hahah OMFG!!!!! im so glad i did this!!!! thank you justin! haha
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:08 pm

wow nice!
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:09 pm

Rofl
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:14 pm

Duzzle you lucky son of a....
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:25 pm

hyewarrior wrote:
Duzzle you lucky son of a....


Wait...we don't know if he's lucky just yet,she might be a Wildebeest.lol icon_lol.gif

For Duzzles sake,lets hope she's a Babe. icon_smile.gif
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:55 pm

haha she is. we went to high school together.
and she looooves to dance!
she gets down, she loves going to the clubs.
and she can bellydance. haha ah!

i still cant believe its going down tomorrow. fuuuck! haha
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Post Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:58 pm

shes hott. i promise.
if you compared her to an actress, she would look like jordana brewster.
(chick who played vin diesels sister is the fast and the furious movies)
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:01 am

Pics or gtfo
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:35 am

hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:44 am

ThatsSoJDM wrote:
hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:53 am

BLAZER_97 wrote:
ThatsSoJDM wrote:
hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:25 am

jol102001 wrote:
BLAZER_97 wrote:
ThatsSoJDM wrote:
hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo




no girls from tucson are hot! haha jk jk
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:34 am

hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo

im not gonna post a pic of her on here.
that aint right.
sry man.

shes my friend, not just some girl.
i respect her. haha
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:36 am

Is that why you asked her if you could tap that?
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:17 am

DuzzleKid wrote:
hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo

im not gonna post a pic of her on here.
that aint right.
sry man.

shes my friend, not just some girl.
i respect her. haha

I smell ****,
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:19 am

DuzzleKid wrote:
hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo

im not gonna post a pic of her on here.
that aint right.
sry man.

shes a Wildebeest but I'm trying to play it off like she's hot.
if I don't provide pictures then there's no proof.

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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:42 am

Hmmm...PICS OR BAN!


Pics of the said "tapping", with no "dude parts" please.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:57 am

DuzzleKid wrote:
hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo

im not gonna post a pic of her on here.
that aint right.
sry man.

shes my friend, not just some girl.
i respect her. haha


This comming from a guy who just randomly asked to tap that and is going to go over and play tummy sticks....errr bump uglies with her. biglaugh.gif
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:01 am

I remember when I got my first peice....kidding. When I can pay my phone bill it's on.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:03 am

I'll send this to the women later. Probably send it to aken too. Lulz.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:22 am

I sent it to my wife, she said ok.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:39 am

TRogers wrote:
I sent it to my wife, she said ok.

good thing she didn't say, "The neighbor just asked me the same question. When I'm done I'll let you know."


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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:43 am

hyewarrior wrote:
Pics or gtfo


I'm sorry, my internets must be broken - because I don't see any pictures in this thread.


Sickwitit's decision:Thread fail.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:51 am

PwrRngr wrote:
TRogers wrote:
I sent it to my wife, she said ok.

good thing she didn't say, "The neighbor just asked me the same question. When I'm done I'll let you know."



True. Then I would be saying the same...the dude's wife is a milf.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:20 am

Craziest **** happened to me last night.

Text from Dan: Can I tap that?

me: kornholio?

Dan: If that's the way you like it.

me: stfu.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:23 am

Kevin_S wrote:
Craziest **** happened to me last night.

Text from Dan: Can I tap that?

me: kornholio?

Dan: If that's the way you like it.

me: stfu.
epic
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:40 am

Aken: "Hey bb...can I tap that?"

her: "ERIC! I'M YOUR MOTHER!"


....play him off, keyboard cat.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:59 am

Lulz.

Me: Hey you, Can I tap that? ;)
Aken: Maby once your ghonnaherpesyphillaids goes away.

Me: Hey you, Can I tap that?
Akens girl: YES!
Me: Woot! *sticks it in your ear*
Her: mmmmmmm


Lulz.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:03 am

Great, now SHE has it too...
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:53 pm

you guys can say all you want.
im not putting up a pic of her.

like i said, shes my friend. not just some *****.

and she texted me again this morning...heres that convo.

Her: hey so were you really serious about us having sex or were you just drunk or something?

Me: haha no i was just kidding, its this thing i found on this forum website. i wasnt serious. or drunk haha

Her: ok haha. cause i was about to say. that was the most random thing to come from you.

Me: Lol i know right. haha but nah, you already know i would never do such a thing.

Her: yea, thats why i figured you were drunk or something. lol

Me: lol weirdo. but hey i gotta run, ill ttyl though. bye bye =)

Her: ok, ttyl.


there you have, done deal. now lets go on with our happy lives. =)
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:57 pm

.............. Why
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:00 pm

hyewarrior wrote:
.............. Why

like i said...

i never had intentions of doing anything with her.
thats just not me. hehe
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:01 pm

Seems like somebody is trying hard to fit in around here...I'm just sayin.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:04 pm

blazeredsxt wrote:
Seems like somebody is trying hard to fit in around here...I'm just sayin.

fit in?
haha ok. i guess.
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:28 pm

TRogers wrote:
PwrRngr wrote:
TRogers wrote:
I sent it to my wife, she said ok.

good thing she didn't say, "The neighbor just asked me the same question. When I'm done I'll let you know."



True. Then I would be saying the same...the dude's wife is a milf.


Pics or you lose your mod powers!
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Post Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:33 pm

Girl 1
So can i tap that?
her: omg no! not if thats how u try to get it! sorry got to work for this!

Girl 2

So can i tap that?
her: want me to pretend i didnt see it on CL?
me: damn well when u comin back to town. offers on table.
her: ill be home the 11th. icon_smile.gif

Girl 3
so can i tap that
her: haha what
me: you read it right baby


looks like number 2 is a winner.
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