Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

Me: hey, so when can i tap that?
Girl 1: lol idk when do you wanna??
Me: haha wow, its not supposed to be that easy.
Girl 1: lol i was jk obviously. ur not supposed to be that straight up with your intentions!!
Me: well its a lot easier than beatin around the bush, lol.
Girl 1: but definitely not as exciting!
Me: so what do ya say?
Girl 1: haha seriously?
Me: woman, serious is my middle name.
Girl 1: lol well i must say this is very forward and random, even for you, haha but um idk i dont really like discussin this **** cuz i think if its spontanious its better so ill just say i guess we'll see. im def not weighin it out as a 'no.' =]
Me: cool, so i'm usually spontanious around midnight on Thursdays. how bout you?
Girl 1: omg Christopher Ryan what has gotten into you!?
Me: i dunno. but have i gotten into you? =]

END OF CONVERSATION
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Me: hey, so when can i tap that?
Girl 2: who is this?
Me: Christopher.
Girl 2: Christopher??
Me: yehh.
Girl 2: hahaha i know several. like Topher Christopher? Chris U.? Chris P.?
Me: Topher Christopher.
Girl 2: oh hahaha new number?
Me: yessir.
Girl 2: well i hate to break it to you but i dont get "tapped" dont insult me like that... i do all the tapping.
Me: ok, so when do you wanna tap me?
Girl 2: hahaha we'll have to pick a date. i could possibly schedule you in next december.
Me: 12th good for you?
Girl 2: perfect!
Me: great! see you then. =]
Girl 2: hahaha whatcha been up to kid?

*continued conversation from then on to catch up*

END OF CONVERSATION
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Me: hey, so when can i tap that?
Girl 3: haha your cute.
Me: yes, yes i am. so what do you say?
Girl 3: i have to say im in the tub. ill ttyl lol.
Me: you better. =]
Girl 3: or what?
Me: or i'll come find you and ask in person.

END OF CONVERSATION
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Me: hey, so when can i tap that?
Girl 4: what?
Me: you heard me.
Girl 4: *****, i'm not a keg.
Me: hahaha, thats awesome.
Girl 4: lol. so that was random as ****.
Me: yet necessary. so answer the question.
Girl 4: im with Luis.
Me: them the magic words. see ya later.
Girl 4: that's all you texted me for?
Me: no. i have my reasons.
Girl 4: yeah, whatever. i see how it is.
Me: lol. i'll explain later.
Girl 4: alright. well, i'm going to be up there in like a little. so don't sleep... i have a surprise for you =]

END OF CONVERSATION
(the surprise was weed)
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Me: hey, so when can i tap that?
Girl 5: whatchudoin tomorrow? lol.
Me: hangin out with you, duh.

END OF CONVERSATION
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Me: hey, so when can i tap that?
Girl 6: are you serious?
Me: yes ma'am.
Girl 6: why?
Me: never hurts to ask right?

END OF CONVERSATION
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^ pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

you must come from a long line of pimps

i was actually surprised at how well it turned out for the most part. good idea. =]

Don't be a fool! Wrap your tool!

Tdawgthegreatest wrote:

Don't be a fool! Share some girls with that super cool bro Highland J!

Fixed

Just saw this thread today, but basically did that last weekend and made the hookup last night. I've since deleted the texts. (never leave evidence)

Highland J wrote:

Tdawgthegreatest wrote: Don't be a fool! Share some Boy tools with that super cool bro Highland J! Fixed

Spawn wrote:

Just saw this thread today, but basically did that last weekend and made the hookup last night. I've since deleted the texts. (never leave evidence)

Tagging pre-teens?

Tdawgthegreatest wrote:

Spawn wrote: Just saw this thread today, but basically did that last weekend and made the hookup last night. I've since deleted the texts. (never leave evidence) Tagging pre-teens?

You better be kidding on that one slick. Given that I spend my life protecting society from **** like that, let's just say I take great offence to that comment. d-bag!

I'm sorry but I can't resist....

I didn't know Chris Hansen was on these boards

Try Customs Officer for 10 years... and it's still not funny

Spawn wrote:

Try Customs Officer for 10 years... and it's still not funny

*DUN*DUN*DUN*

What...do...you...do in this situation Spawn?

Send them back to across to you guys, not a canadian problem ;) Safe third does not apply

Spawn wrote:

Try Customs Officer for 10 years... and it's still not funny

Regardless if it was funny or not, the inner-immature internet tween in my felt the need to post it... No drama though

so who actually got laid due to this? i didnt.

Sorry Spawn, my bad.

Anybody else having luck lately

I haven't..just some people mad at me for this joke. Whatever

I got some boobie pictures. No confirmed "Yes"s though.

banned from SG wrote:

I got some boobie pictures. No confirmed "Yes"s though.

Pics or it didnt happen.

They're on my phone

Send them to your email account... open email... save em... post em....

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Highland J wrote:

Send them to your email account... open email... save em... post em.... PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

I believe him. No need for pix banned.

I know how to do it. I'm not completely internet retarded. I don't think she'd appreciate it

banned from SG wrote:

I know how to do it. I'm not completely internet retarded. I don't think she'd appreciate it

That's very true... I didnt post my convo's on here just cuz she wouldnt like it. OHH well

I can't post boobie pictures anyway so....stalemate?

Touche... You are correct sir.

I tried this, unfortunatly some girls who said yes are girls that I dont want lol

silentalero wrote:

I tried this, unfortunatly some girls who said yes are girls that I dont want lol