Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

funny that this was posted i did this like a week ago. i do it from time to time.. it surprisingly works.

My buddies convos

Girl 1:
him-Can I tap that?
her-Why don't you go tap Maggie?
him-Noooo I wanna tap you baybay
her-nope
him-k

Girl 2:
Him-Hey can I tap that?
her-I'm with Girl 1, grow up
Him- I know that
her- Yeah so don't ask us the same question
him-Its a joke simmer
him-So Is that a yes?
her- Thats a hell no
him- haha okay

dunno if it counts but I did this to a girl I know that likes to 'tap' it ;) hehe she was in the adult industry ;) heh and from my home town ;P heh we went to shcool together ;/ hahah

me - can I tap that?
her - Nice to hear from you to Chris...
me - well...
her - want to meet up? been a while
me - well...
her - you must be horny
me - appears that way. when do you want to meet up?
her - I am free next weekend? then I have a trip for a shoot
me - ok nashville or memphis?
her - totally up to you, wouldn't mind coming up there


then we just started talking hahaha

I hate all of you

I'll try this tonight when...well...I have nothing to do

man all you guys have such god luck lol. this is what i got

me: hey can i tap that?
girl 1: what?
me:can i tap that?
girl 1: r u serious?
me: ya im dead serious...
girl: im not a *****.
me:what? you dont wanna be for 1 night baby
girl 1:dont talk to me
me: OMGG i was just jk
girl 1: i said dont tralk to me. ever
Me: wow! ok!
girl 1: bye





me: hey can i tap that?
girl 2: haha.
me: why you laughing
gurl 2: tap that?
me: ok ya maybe i shouldnt have been so blunt about it. haha
gurl 2: its ok i dont like it wen ppl are strait up
me: well im glad a a strait up guy lol
gurl 2: you find out if ur gonna be there wen i come up?
me: ya probably. like the 2nd week in August
gurl 2: better be! cuz ill answer ur question in person ;)
me: i like the sound of that lol
gurl 2: ;)

Tdawgthegreatest wrote:

My buddies convos Girl 1: him-Can I tap that? her-Why don't you go tap Maggie? him-Noooo I wanna tap you baybay her-nope him-k Girl 2: Him-Hey can I tap that? her-I'm with Girl 1, grow up Him- I know that her- Yeah so don't ask us the same question him-Its a joke simmer him-So Is that a yes? her- Thats a hell no him- haha okay

damm T dawg you got the same luck i did lmao

Epic fail on Duzzle

My fiance ashley-

me-hey when can i tap that?

Her- you just did last night lol...greedy are we?

me=pwned

her-

The_Mastor wrote:

Epic fail on Duzzle

nah im just not as horny as you are.

robbie wrote:

Fiance or the one your trying to 'tap'? lol

this is my fiance-

Fly out the bj girl..id tear her a new hole

DuzzleKid wrote:

The_Mastor wrote: Epic fail on Duzzle nah im just not as horny as you are.

I'm married dude Service is on call

i cant believe this thread has gone this far.
haha
there're some hounds up in this mofo. haha jk.
failure.

THREE WAY CLIMAX.....






(someone has to know the response)

best friends forever, What a pleasure to lose our virginities together, yeah!

saisofine wrote:

damm T dawg you got the same luck i did lmao

Haha cause you were probably texting the same peeps as us! haha, and you were WITH the people we were texting you kambodian nooooob

Tdawgthegreatest wrote:

best friends forever, What a pleasure to lose our virginities together, yeah!

YEAHHH!!! HAHAHA!!!

^^Good song, haha

^^ hellz yea! haha

Duzzle are you ***? I am serious, she was totally into it. You might be too young to realize it but your window of oppurtunity is only getting smaller by the day.

this is brilliant. I've drunk texted so many girls trying to be smooth about it. But I can skip all that **** and know the answer with one respone.

Btw, if a girls first response isn't "NO"...you still have a chance.

DuzzleKid wrote:

hyewarrior wrote: .............. Why like i said... i never had intentions of doing anything with her. thats just not me. hehe

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggghht...

i still cant believe its going down tomorrow. fuuuck! haha

hahah OMFG!!!!! im so glad i did this!!!! thank you justin! haha

No intentions eh?

DuzzleKid wrote:

hyewarrior wrote: Pics or gtfo im not gonna post a pic of her on here. that aint right. sry man. shes my friend, not just some girl. i respect her. haha

you respect her yet you are going to bang her for thrills....I love the irony in your statement hahaha

and if she's willing to give it up like that....make sure your unit wears an umbrella

DuzzleKid wrote:

you guys can say all you want. im not putting up a pic of her. like i said, shes my friend. not just some *****. and she texted me again this morning...heres that convo. Her: hey so were you really serious about us having sex or were you just drunk or something? Me: haha no i was just kidding, its this thing i found on this forum website. i wasnt serious. or drunk haha Her: ok haha. cause i was about to say. that was the most random thing to come from you. Me: Lol i know right. haha but nah, you already know i would never do such a thing. Her: yea, thats why i figured you were drunk or something. lol Me: lol weirdo. but hey i gotta run, ill ttyl though. bye bye =) Her: ok, ttyl. there you have, done deal. now lets go on with our happy lives. =)

You know how I know that you're ***?

DuzzleKid wrote:

i loved twilight. haha and i cant wait for new moon. i think im the only guy who loves the twilight saga. lol, but i am a sucker for romance. like the notebook. hehe i cried. ahaha oh god.

I know how p0rk ^

whatever man. say what you want.
i got family that are *** so i have nothing against them.
im just not.
im just me, so whatev.
im happy =)

A line from Funny People: "If you don't f*** her in ten days, then I will!"

Doesn't mean I have something against *** people, and I kid, I'm not an e-thug, just saw an opening for a laugh

This thread would be better with pix

The_Mastor wrote:

DuzzleKid wrote: The_Mastor wrote: Epic fail on Duzzle nah im just not as horny as you are. I'm married dude Service is on call

You obviously haven't been married very LONG.





Dude.

The_Mastor wrote:

DuzzleKid wrote: i loved twilight. haha and i cant wait for new moon. i think im the only guy who loves the twilight saga. lol, but i am a sucker for romance. like the notebook. hehe i cried. ahaha oh god. I know how p0rk ^

^ Good stuff i lulld much yes

http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=90529

Here is the same thread at the JoeRogan board...a lot more action over there.

LOL best one I've seen

me: yo, when r u gonna let me TAP DAT?

my mom: what are you talking about?

me: nothing

my mom: are you on drugs?

ME: Ay bebeh, when can i tap dat?

HER: Whenever you want

ME: See you tommorrow?

HER: kk
------------------------------------
ME: Heyy, when can i tap that?

HER: Are you drinking?

ME: No, SO when?

HER: Shutup Terry.

ME: fine. Whatsup?

HER: About to go to bed.

hyewarrior wrote:

LOL best one I've seen me: yo, when r u gonna let me TAP DAT? my mom: what are you talking about? me: nothing my mom: are you on drugs?

Hilarious,but very disturbing.lol

robbie props to you on the girl, i have always been a sucker for red hair blue eyes ;)

Why thank you sir, im pretty fond of her myself.