Talk to a Stranger

http://omegle.com

Interesting. Met a guy that fixes up cars. Current project is a 88 LX Mustang.
Cool dude, couldn't take it though. I think he thought I was a girl.

Eh, I don't deal well holding a conversation with people I don't know. I would probably be even worse over the net.

Cool idea, but it just makes it painfully obvious how stupid people are

Cooper wrote:

Cool idea, but it just makes it painfully obvious how stupid people are

Explain.

I only had one decent conversation with some guy about video games. The rest was just pointless rambling.

Stranger: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:

You: Hello Stranger: **** **** **** **** **** You: LOL Stranger: **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** Stranger: good evening, sir

hmm needs some fine tuning.

Quote:

Stranger: I love you. You: Thanks You: But I'm married Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this is great!! I now have something to pass the time.

lol cool site... talkin to a guy from Thailand.

everyone on there sucks..

if u say so... just talked to a dude from china... bad english.. but good convo.

You: can i tap that?
Stranger: im u put me in the mood
You: i have a way with words
You: so can i tap that?
Stranger: work ur magic
You: m or f?
Stranger: 17 f
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You: When can I tap that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My parents told me not to speak to strangers

lol

I met someone on there a few months ago and actually earned some work through him -- Omegle is cool for a quick boredom cure.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: 16/f/canada
You: i kinda doubt it sometimes
You: so when can i tap that
Stranger: um
Stranger: when you get here
Stranger: and email this guy tankutavci@hotmail.com
Stranger: email him the worst pictures you can find on the internet
Stranger: he is collecting them
Stranger: its for his major
You: you better be cute
You: height weight?
Stranger: 100lbs
Stranger: 5'5
You: ****
Stranger: did you send the pics yet/?
Stranger: if you do, ill email you pics of some random **** from the internet and say they are mine
You: epic
You: lol thats hilarious i cant even mess around after that answer

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: where ya from
Stranger: uk u
You: Texas
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: u a guy
You: yup
Stranger: u ***
You: hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

After 3 attempts and getting nothing but people copy pasting lame jokes, i give up.

Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: m or f?
You: m 21
Stranger: eh wow your way older than me
You: u
Stranger: f 14
You: give it a few yrs'
Stranger: yeah your right =P

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: How's it goin?
Stranger: hmm..good
Stranger: where are you??
You: East Coast, USA
You: You?
Stranger: maybe boston???
You: Nah haha -- WV
Stranger: i'm redsox fan
Stranger: ah..
You: I'm not much of a sports person :/
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm korean
You: Oh? That's interesting. Where do you live?
Stranger: near pusan
Stranger: why interesting?
You: It's just nice to talk to someone from a place I've never been.
Stranger: so many ppl in here dont like korean i think :/
You: They don't understand, that's all.
Stranger: have you heard of korea??
You: Oh, yes.
You: Pretty familiar with Korea.
Stranger: you??
Stranger: wv is near the tennesse??
You: Oh, yes.
Stranger: pretty = a little??
You: Yes
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you student??
You: Yes. Graphic Design student. You?
Stranger: mechanical e/g
You: o0o. Those are good paying jobs.
Stranger: in there not here :/
Stranger: sad..
You: Are you interested in your field of study? Is that what you want to do?
Stranger: yes, i'm interested in that
Stranger: but so hard to study
You: Yeah, it requires a lot of study time.
Stranger: i usually watch american soap opera
Stranger: prison break..
You: I've heard of it, haven't watch it.
Stranger: ah..
You: I don't watch much TV. Only news and some movies.
Stranger: i wanna find our common things..
Stranger: haha
You: What type of music do you listen to?
Stranger: all of type, but i like 'i'll be missing you' the best
Stranger: puff daddy
You: That's a good song. I remember listenting to that a lot when I was younger.
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: you know shawshank redemtion??
You: Yes. Great movie
Stranger: all time the best movie for me
You: I enjoy "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" and "lost in translation" -- probably my two favorite movies.
You: Have you travelled a lot?
Stranger: a little
Stranger: last summer i visited france, italy etc..
Stranger: how aboutyou?
You: No. I have never been out of the US.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: but i've never been there
You: I'd really like to but haven't been able to, yet.
Stranger: because of money??
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i agree you
Stranger: much money needed
You: Yeah -- that's for sure lol.
Stranger: but us is very wide, so lots of beautiful sites is there
You: Yeah. I have only been on the East Coast -- never west.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: good student i guess, always study study...haha
You: haha -- I do okay. Just don't have the time and money to go any where, which is sad.
You: One day, perhaps.
Stranger: but why did you dislike sports??
You: Just something I never got into. I enjoyed other things much more. Music, theatre, the arts in general.
Stranger: i cant understand, i heard many amrecans like sports.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: good!]
You: I enjoy stock car racing, though...
Stranger: theatre is common thing each other i guess
You: Do you partake/act or do you just enjoy watching?
Stranger: yes, i love it
Stranger: i like tom cruse
Stranger: cruse is right??
You: I think that's right.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: last samurai
You: Cruise -- (thanks google lol)
Stranger: haha
You: Haven't seen that. He's not one of my favorites. I have seen a lot of his movies, though.
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: how about jerry mcguire??
You: Yeah...
You: Quite some time ago, though. That movie has to be at least 10 years old or more.
You: Still a good one.
Stranger: yes 1996
Stranger: hmm...'you've got mail' also good
You: Ah -- Tom Hanks. He's a favorite of mine.
You: That's a good movie.
Stranger: so that kind og movie you like
You: I like all kinds of movies -- romantic comedies included.
You: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is far from a romantic comedy haha
Stranger: ah..yes
Stranger: very old movie
You: "3:10 to Yuma"?
Stranger: ah...
Stranger: ys
You: And Reign Over Me...another good one.
Stranger: russel crowe is good
You: Yes
You: So how old are you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: ah..25 american age
Stranger: u?
You: 21
Stranger: wow
Stranger: envy you
Stranger: too young!!
You: Nah
You: The time between 18-25 is spent either in debt, in school, having a child, or all three. There are better times in life ,i'm sure.
Stranger: but..i'm end of 25
You: How long have you used Omegle?
Stranger: yesterday i was first
Stranger: u?
You: I used it once several months ago and came back today.
Stranger: so many koreans are here and fake me
Stranger: so i can't believe anyone in here
Stranger: haha..
You: There's a lot of trash on here, too.
Stranger: i just improve my english skill~
You: I went through three or four conversations before anyone worth talking to came along.
Stranger: yes..
You: You have very good English.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but i think not
Stranger: sometimes i can't understand expressions.
Stranger: yesterday i met one american,
Stranger: i can't understand half of his sentences.
Stranger:
You: A lot of people abbreviate or leave out words -- I sometimes have a hard time understanding them, too LOL
Stranger: haha yes. but so funny, because he is yankees fan
You: Ah. So are you big into baseball?
Stranger: a little
Stranger: 3 years ago, i did
You: The game moves too slow for me to stay interested.
Stranger: yes, i think so
Stranger: so i like basketball better
You: Basketball was my favorite sport when I was younger. I played all three but basketball was the one I actually enjoyed. I quit playing when I got into highschool.
Stranger: wow, me too!!!
Stranger: in middle school, i was in team
Stranger: but quit in highschool


and so on...like a 45 minute conversation about absolutely nothing.

Stranger: ACT NOW AND GET A FREE INVISIBLE ANIMAL IN YOUR HEAD
WITHOUT SELLING YOUR SOUL TO SATAN
Isn't it a great deal?

You: lets go to dinner, a movie, and then can I tap that?
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Where are we going for dinner?
You: mcd's
Stranger: No, I'm hungry. I wanna go to applebees!
Stranger: Let's go to applebee's baby!
You: works for me'
Stranger: Yay! :3
You: steak and ribs combo
Stranger: Yum Yum.
Stranger: I want chicken. No! Salmon.
You: word
Stranger: Five words
You: either or chicken or almon
Stranger: What movie are we going to see??
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: I wanna see Ponyo!!
Stranger: The cute goldfish movie?! PONYO!
You: rofl
Stranger: Let's go see ponyo! Pleeeease??
You: alright
Stranger: Yay! <3
You: def a girl right?
Stranger: Oh yes.
You: lol
Stranger: And you seem very much like a guy.
You: 21 m
Stranger: Okay
You: u
Stranger: Female.
Stranger: I told you.
Stranger: -eyeroll-
You: lol
Stranger: So....
You: so...
Stranger: That was fun...
Stranger: I guess... I'll see you around..
You: cya...
Stranger: -waves-

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Howdy!
Stranger: hello neighbor!
You: Ahh neighbor didn't see you there next to me.
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: you are from Texas right?
You: Negative. I am smarter than that! Not much but better than texas come on! I thought you knew me better than that.
Stranger: haha :-)
Stranger: we don't see each other that often anymore!
You: I know. Between AA, work, and hooking I am just so tied up lately!

This guy is pretty cool. From Germany. Of course beer is our top subject lol

Nice!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo
You: sup
Stranger: nothin much
You: Sweet, I'm eatin' lunch.
Stranger: nice lol
You: Where you from?
Stranger: USA
You: Same...Ohio.
Stranger: Nevada here
You: Nice, What's the weather like? We have 90's, and humid. Ugh.
Stranger: idk, haven't been outside yet lol
Stranger: it's only 9:30am here
You: Ahh, time difference. Totally forgot.
You: dur
Stranger: XD
You: 12:30pm here. I'm eating McDonald's, and it's good.
Stranger: wewt!
Stranger: lol
You: wewt for realzies son
You: I'm awesome by the way
You: Danny Awesome, it's my real last name
Stranger: ah
Stranger: it's my middle name
You: Danger is mine
You: Danny Danger Awesome
Stranger: John Awesome Cooldude
You: DDA, Close to DDR, but not quite.
Stranger: lol
You: Sort of like Danny Ocean
You: That's right up your Nevada alley eh? ;)
Stranger: uh
Stranger: I don't even know what that is XD
You: Ocean's movies. 12, 13, 14
You: 15, 20
Stranger: oh
You: however many there are
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: I didn't even think of that lol
You: Haha
You: He's my idol
You: I want to rip off casinos
Stranger:
You: And preferably not get caught
You: Want to help me? You probably have inside info...
Stranger: lmao, that would be good
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I don't go in the casinos too often
You: Oh I see...just in case they are monitoring the chat...good idea ;) ;)
You: Me either, I hate casinos
Stranger: lmfao
You: We should NEVER go count cards
Stranger: XD
You: You shouldn't call me at 614-453-2345 to talk about ripping off Casino's because that would be bad
You: And we shouldn't open a swiss bank account tonight
Stranger: rofl
You: Then, you shouldn't meet me at the airport and arrange for my underground sewer entrance to the kitchen of the Mirage, where I will contort my body to fit inside of a punch bowl and be delivered to the vault where I will steal millions, only to blow a hole in the wall and run to your private jet naked.
You: (while holding millions)
Stranger: LOL
You: You got all that?
Stranger: no, I don't ;)
You: Good, I WON'T cya tomorrow.
You: Chow.
Stranger: peace



I pulled the phone number out of my ass...I bet it actually works.

Stranger: When I ****, I *** in a DVD case
Stranger: it's ingenius
You: so the next person to open your **** gets a booby trap?
Stranger: I also have a sock inside the case....seriously, imagine what it smells like after 2 cums a day, for 1 year
Stranger: it's in an empty dvd case
Stranger: I'm kind
You: You should eat the sock
Stranger: umm
Stranger: I should sell it to somebody who wants to eat a soggy sock
You: No you eat it and watch your muscles grow
You: Protein
Stranger: I DONT THINK SO BOY FRIEND
You: You're not my boyfriend if you don't swallow.
Disconnected.

Stranger: ask me anything you want
You: If your gf said that she would let you put it in her but if she could put a **** teh same size in yours would you do it?
Stranger: of course but ima female so that doesnt offend me
Stranger: xD
You: Lolerville.

You: So when can I tap that?
Stranger: now i u want
Stranger: if*
You: I'll be right over.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :]
You: BUT this being the internet you probably are saying you are a hot 18 yr old sex puppet. When in reality you are a 56 yr old trucker.
You: Nobody likes a lier Katie(your new name btw)
Stranger: if u want to believe that go ahead
You: Awesome cuz im a *** trucker too! WOO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHA. Best yet for me.

Stranger: Nica to seeya!
You: Werd up homie g slice. What countrizzle yall from pimp.
Stranger: Don't feck wit meh, homie. I'll shank dat ass
You: Ahh hell naw son. You step on my shoe again and I'll slap you straight in your face.
Stranger: A Wild Jesus appears!
You: HURAH!
Stranger: Quick, catch Wild Jesus!
You: Don't you tell momma what to do!
Stranger: Wild Jesus uses teleport
You: I brought you into this world I'll take you out!
Stranger: Teleport failed!
You: *puts on magic cape*
You: What now?!?!
Stranger: Wild Jesus takes 25 hp from self
Stranger: Wild Jesus is confused
Stranger: Quick, use Masterball!
You: *********?
You: I'm at work you sick ****!
Stranger: Masterball failed!
Stranger: Jesus uses teleport!

kornholio788 wrote:

Stranger: ask me anything you want You: If your gf said that she would let you put it in her but if she could put a **** teh same size in yours would you do it? Stranger: of course but ima female so that doesnt offend me Stranger: xD You: Lolerville.

well there's your second opinion you wanted.

Lol she disconnected with me when I told her I was a *** trucker haha.

Stranger: say something witty
Stranger: no pressure
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: you may
You: if your gf asked you if she could put a ***** in your ass in exchage for anal with her.. would you?
Stranger: mom is that you?
Stranger: but serioulsy, what did you say when your gf asked you?
You: lol, i AM the gf
Stranger: lol sure you are
You: ok fiiiiiiiiiine it's your mom.
Stranger: well I imaging the answer from your bf would be no
You: would you?
Stranger: I'm not your boyfriend
You: wanna be?
Stranger: rofl

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Supp
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nm u
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: lol
You: same
You: So where you from
Stranger: australia you
You: Tx
Stranger: age\
You: 17
You: u
Stranger: 20
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
You: You
Stranger: excellent whats your name?
Stranger: male and im jake
You: ****
You: **** **** **** **** **** ****
You: All around my mouth
You: yumm
You: oh yumm
You: oh yeah
You: uh huh
You: yeeeeeaah
Stranger: sounds like you could do with another one lol
Stranger: XD
You: Wait your ***? That F was for im a *** and im ***
Stranger: ok
You: So when can i tap that BOYFRIEND?
Stranger: today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is great lol

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I'm shy
Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: im not
Stranger: shy
You: oh
You: ...
Stranger: whats yur name shybot?
You: *teehee* Katie...I'm japanese
You: ...
Stranger: age?
You: 16
You: Why?
Stranger: just because
You: oh
You: ...
Stranger: im wanna lick your *****
You: Here I used a Pedo Bear macro drawing that says Game Over, but it doesn't show on the forums well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi are u male or famale?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected

kornholio788 wrote:

This guy is pretty cool. From Germany. Of course beer is our top subject lol

You talk like you know about beer, pffft.

You: can i tap that?
Stranger: tap what?
You have disconnected.

Oh, and I had a whole slew of random retarded conversations ranging from saying something completely random back and forth with one person for about half an hour (which was hilarious) to conversations like:

Stranger: hi
You: I am not a girl.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I ended up talking to a girl from Australia for like an hour. She seemed pretty legit. Was a good conversation either way.

I have horrible judging skills so it'd be hard for me to tell if they were lying or not..

Stranger: hi
You: HIYA!
You: That was a karate chop, not a greeting. You're dead.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.