Ozniauts(something kinda fun, yet not so military)

Oznium(Oz) followers(Ozniaut) and rankings(Recruit, Cadet, etc..)
Oznium - n - a.A place for one to learn the ways of neon, sound management, and just a whole crap load of helpful tips. Try to keep things light and the place is a 7th heaven.
Ozniaut - n - a.One who follows and practices the ways from Oznium. b.One who pays linage to the Blue Lizard, and Master Phil and will go to no other for neon accessories, unless it is completely necessary. c.Highest rank attained by one during their stay here at Oznium.

Ozniaut Rankings:
Ozniaut Recruit - low rank(noobie): You just began your journey into the world created by one (SG) yet is being thrown forward by another (Oz). Watch out for the over hang, and be sure to take care of all restroom necessities before your flight. Have a nice glow...er...flight, and thank you for joining Oznium.

Ozniaut Cadet - low to low middle rank(not so noobie, yet its still noticeable): You have succeeded in your first steps. Congratulations! You should know some of this-and-that to be able to show around the Recruits: answer basic questions, yet no where to turn when the difficult ones come around. Hopefully you'll stick with Oz to further promote your curiosity about glow and how to enlighten a vehicle. Or any other thing you'd want, such as a boat, toilet seat, even a computer or underneath a bed.

Ozniaut Specialist - low middle to high middle rank(not a noobie and everyone can tell, good job!): You know what your doing. Being a Specialist isn't all fun and games. Tell your tales and hopefully you can save a few from udder embarrassment when they try to hook up an amp, yet get the positive and negative wires mixed up. Especially at a competition, or glow show. Thank you for sticking around, it wont go over looked.

Ozniaut Ensign - high middle to high rank(good job, keep up the good work): Supa good job! Now you know the in's and out's of neon, and neon hook ups. Now is when you start heading for the custom work. Things that no one else tries, or don't succeed in. Now is your time to shine! Show them how its done and be recognised for it, but don't show off too much. We'd rather keep you here, not kick you out because of annoyance(but we will go there if need be ).

Ozniaut - highest rank (unless contacted by Master Phil. Don't try to contact him about attaining a higher rank, if he wants you for something, he'll let you know): Congratulations! The highest rank for any Ozniaut. You should have some special work done by now, and can proudly show off your ride. Be sure to stick around. We can always use the help from some experienced people and even they (yes, its possible) can still learn from others. Hopefully you know that Oznium is the place for you and would be always willing to head a fellow glower of any expertise in the right direction(over here, rrriiiiighhhtttt????!). We hope you enjoyed your stay and feel free to stick around.

Any questions about this ranking system, please feel free to contact me, via email, PM or any IM services that I have.
NOTE: Take heed to realized that this is not the actual ranking system of Oznium. This is just a little something i cooked up on my own time and thought it was kinda cool.
Any other questions such as trouble shooting please refer to Mav, Aken, Master Phil or refer to the FAQ(it's at the top, below profile).

PS: The Pirate Gang that has affiliated with the site has nothing to do with the rankings of an Ozniaut, and can be attained by anyone.



LOL. i just thought it would be kinda cool and neat to have something like that. i could also be a bit crazy har har har...

lol to much free time.
Fun read though and good job.

you know nothing of the code of the pirate gang

ok

The lizard only talks to Bobby Lee and I. WE ARE SPECIAL

pontiac4evr_14 wrote:

The lizard only talks to Bobby Lee and I. WE ARE SPECIAL

about the whole special part, yeah. and maybe your lizard talks to you. i don't know what kind of relationship you 2, or 3 have for that matter, but there is no need to bring it up here.

j/k

banned from SG wrote:

you know nothing of the code of the pirate gang

I agree

You must've spent a lot of time thinking that up.

what is goin on these days?!?!

so how do we know what rank we have achieved?

i was thinking i need a new hobby to fill in my extra time..now i think im normal

You need to quit smoking that wacky tabacky brotha...

I think i'm an Ozniaut Specialist.

Ozniaut Specialist - low middle to high middle rank(not a noobie and everyone can tell, good job!): You know what your doing. Being a Specialist isn't all fun and games. Tell your tales and hopefully you can save a few from udder embarrassment when they try to hook up an amp, yet get the positive and negative wires mixed up. Especially at a competition, or glow show. Thank you for sticking around, it wont go over looked.

jol102001 wrote:

I think i'm an Ozniaut Specialist. Ozniaut Specialist - low middle to high middle rank(not a noobie and everyone can tell, good job!): You know what your doing. Being a Specialist isn't all fun and games. Tell your tales and hopefully you can save a few from udder embarrassment when they try to hook up an amp, yet get the positive and negative wires mixed up. Especially at a competition, or glow show. Thank you for sticking around, it wont go over looked.

i do believe that is where i would be

It's a cult I tell you!!! A CULT!!!!

Alienjr and Wootzah almost got Ozniaut Recruit titles *grin*... I had mercy though =P The blue lizard shook his head at me and I decided not to do it =P

so if were not recruits then what are we in your opinion?

Mav wrote:

Alienjr and Wootzah almost got Ozniaut Recruit titles *grin*... I had mercy though =P The blue lizard shook his head at me and I decided not to do it =P

he did that cuz i pay him respect...hee hee. i know where my loyalties lay. lol

As soon as a get all this crap done with the buying a new car waiting for insurance check to clear and then paying taxes and registration and the first loan payment which is most of the insurance check. after al the i will be on my way into going nuts with lighting, but down in Texas in my area we i don't have much competition cause everyone done here likes to speed instead of glow. I will be the best down here except maybe a couple of people. My next thing to get is a car alarm and then the ICLED UB kit, i keep saying htat don't I, maybe this time i will actually be able to get it without something bad happening first *knocks on wood*.

Holy TRIPLE post!!!!!!!!!!!

Back button 0wnz j00!

DragonJeep wrote:

You need to quit smoking that wacky tabacky brotha...

or share

thats very interesting there must ne three of me on this board.

^^^ why don't you just delete two of them

Unfortunately i can't delete the post because yall have replied to them but i can delete the messages in them.