Thursday's Funny

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite
sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the
best."
"I haven't ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy, "What is
it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, you
mount her from behind, you reach around and cup each one of her ******* in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear; "Boy, these feel just like your sister's".... and then you try to hold on for 8 Seconds.

LOL that is good

You always got the right things to post

kinda reminds me of this...um...interesting website: Bible of the Damned

its actually called the bucking bronco, there's another one called the donkey punch where your **** the chick in the ass and right when your about to come you punch her in the temple so she passes out and everything supposedly her ass tightens up on you. its pretty messed up soundin to me. but hey what do you expect when some wierd freaky girl is the one who told me about it.

see above link

my personal favorite is the "screwnicorn"...

Quote:

Screwnicorn ? /SKREW neh KORN/ n. ME (screwnicorne). The pseudo-mythological beast formed when a ******* straps a ***** to her forehead and attacks some poon like an enraged elephant goring some Japanese tourists. Screwnicorns tend to pounce with the ferocity of suicidal lemmings, plowing faster and deeper than nature should allow.

LMFAO the is some funny ****