Men are like.... the girls on here will like this one.

1 Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ........Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Dunno what kinda boys you date, but hell if I leave the bedroom before the 3 hour mark

hahaha funny ****

Baseballchick_2002 wrote:

2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

hey HEY hey!

.....and how the hell would YOU ever know?!

you date some odd men indeed

1 WoMen are like .......Laxatives ..... They make you do lots of ****.
2. WoMen are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the saggier they are.
3. WoMen are like .......Weather ..... They change from minute to minute.
4. WoMen are like .......Blenders ... They're just not as much fun once you get one.
5. WoMen are like .......Doritos .... Betcha can't have just one.
6. WoMen are like ...Commercials ...... You never understand a word they say.
7. WoMen are like ..Department Stores ..... You never want to go in one when everyone else goes there.
8. WoMen are like ........Government Bonds ..... They're too much work for too little return.
9. WoMen are like .......Mascara ...... They always cover up what's underneith with lies.
10. WoMen are like ........Popcorn ..... Don't get them too hot, or before you know it they burst.
11. WoMen are like .... Snowstorms ... Cold, wet, annoying, and you can never see through one.
12. WoMen are like ........Lava Lamps .... They go up and down and up and down and up and down.
13. WoMen are like Parking Spots ....... All the close ones are used and covered in grime.

^^lol at 5 and 9

lol

hah

hahahahaah

pOrk wrote:

Dunno what kinda boys you date, but hell if I leave the bedroom before the 3 hour mark

x2
quoted for truth.

steven... that list isn't very... fluid.. =P Compare the lists.. yours vs Baseballchick's... Hers works.. yours doesn't.. sorry to break it to ya =P

yea but she stole that off some other website, it looks like he actually tried to write his

props for the attempt

I want to have sex now...


Why do girls have to sleep...

I like how Steven came in with the rebound.

Yeah, I tried making them up off the top of my head as quick as possible. Some sucked....oh well.

Lol, I heard another one today. (Females, no offense is intended, I just thought it was funny).

"Females are like dog ****. The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."

Yes, I took that off my local website and thought it was funny. Thought you guys would get a kick outta it. No, I don't date guys like this. Don't have the patience nor time for any of that.