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Bobby Lee
Joined: Mar 01 2003 Posts: 3774 Location: Sneads Ferry, NC 1995 Ford Escort Last updated: 01/08/06 2005 Scion tC Last updated: 06/17/08 2003 Dodge Ram Last updated: 07/08/08 |
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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B: is Winston Churchill. Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. and in case you never saw this one...... Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. |
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Phil
Owner, Oznium.com Joined: Feb 11 2003 Posts: 7134 Location: Bay Area, CA 2001 Toyota Highlander Last updated: 08/02/08 2000 Toyota 4Runner Last updated: 05/28/07 2006 Scion tC Last updated: 11/12/07 2002 GMC Sierra Last updated: 08/02/08 |
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Wow... that make me want to go hide under a bed... away from those people.
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Goph
Joined: Feb 14 2003 Posts: 3826 Location: Iowa 1995 Pontiac Grand Prix Last updated: 09/04/04 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix Last updated: 05/11/06 |
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yea i saw that last one before.
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pontiac4evr_14
Joined: Apr 04 2003 Posts: 2515 Location: Manson, IA 1997 Pontiac Grand Am Last updated: 04/11/04 1998 Pontiac Grand Am Last updated: 04/13/05 |
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does make you think
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Knox
Joined: Feb 12 2003 Posts: 6651 Location: Ft. Lauderdale/Orlando, FL 1987 Chevrolet Blazer Last updated: 01/16/07 1986 Chevrolet Monte Carlo Last updated: 03/28/04 1950 Ford F-Series Pickup Last updated: 10/04/04 2000 GMC Sierra Last updated: 10/05/08 2006 GMC Sierra Last updated: 03/24/09 |
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Shows how much we know about that stuff.
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