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Tim

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Post Fri May 04, 2007 9:52 pm

How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?

At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.

At Michigan it takes three. One to change it and the other two to talk about how they did it every bit as good as an ivy leaguer.

At Concordia it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

At Ferris it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.

At Eastern it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive the getaway car.

At Central Michigan it takes nine. One to screw it in and the other eight just screw each other in celebration.

At Wayne State it takes zero. Who wants to be in Detroit after dark anyway?

At Western it takes twelve, two to figure out how to screw it in and ten other drunks to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors.

At Adrian it takes zero. There is no electricity in Adrian, only cows and corn.

At Northern it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike 10 miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in.

At Michigan Tech and Kettering University it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

At Hillsdale, Albion, and Kalamazoo it takes zero. They have Mommy and Daddy pay someone to do it for them.

At Saginaw Valley it takes five, one to bring the weed and four to smoke it while they all imagine they screwed it in.

At Oakland it takes zero, they can't afford light bulbs just like they cannot afford a football team.

At Macomb it takes zero, they live at home, mom and dad control the lights.


Any of you that live in Michigan or are familiar with the colleges will find this pretty funny, and true.
Netofficer3710

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Post Fri May 04, 2007 10:24 pm

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SE1289

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Post Sat May 05, 2007 7:41 am

man..yall are so

ugh


northern football?

ALL ABOUT THE SEC...

"At alabama it takes 20,000...1 to change it and the other 19,999 to talk about how good the old one was"
clutch1

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Post Sat May 05, 2007 8:57 am

OMG! I love this one! lol

"At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire."
SickWitIt

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Post Sat May 05, 2007 11:08 pm

Haha, isnt that the **** truth. Thats why I'm a buckeye fan! (Sure, go ahead and flame)
Dougan

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Post Mon May 07, 2007 11:15 am

Eh, you see a lot of varieties of this:

How many Wisconsin college students does it take to change a light bulb?

*At Madison it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy Leauge school.

*At La Crosse it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.

*At Stout it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

*At Stevens Point it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.

*At Whitewater it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one to act a a lookout and one to drive the getaway car.

*At Eau Claire it takes eight. One to screw it in and seven to throw a party over it.

*At UW-Green Bay it takes twelve, two to figure out how to screw it in and ten to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors.

*At River Falls it takes zero. There is no electricity in River Falls, only cows and corn. (or Lakeland for that matter.)

*At Superior it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike ten miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in.

*At Platteville it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

*At Oshkosh it takes 3. One to screw it in, and the other two to giggle because he said, "Screw"

not to threadcrap.
TRogers

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Post Mon May 07, 2007 11:22 am

Go Bucks!
KaosFaction

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Post Mon May 07, 2007 11:33 am

SE1289 wrote:
ALL ABOUT THE SEC...

"At alabama it takes 20,000...1 to change it and the other 19,999 to talk about how good the old one was"


'HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.

At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, two to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator and one to throw the other old bulb at Fulmer.

At OLE MISS: it takes seven, one to change the light bulb, one to pick out the perfect JCrew outfit to change it in, and five more to pour the martinis.

At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five semester hours.

At KENTUCKY : it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

At TENNESSEE : it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama .

At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".

At AUBURN : it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
Bobby Lee

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Post Tue May 08, 2007 3:55 am

TRogers wrote:
Go Bucks!


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