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audio_excessories

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Location: Michigan/ Florida


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Post Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:50 pm

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack icon_rolleyes.gif

Thursday, November 3, 2005
GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. icon_eek.gif "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged. mj.gif

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
Toastr

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Post Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:58 pm

5 years ago... damn what a puss, get over it. FFS.... icon_confused.gif
02BlueStang

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Post Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:54 am

dude that would suck....

almost as bad as the Lorena Bobbit story where she cut off her husbands **** and left it on the freeway....

Even funnier part to it, Lorena claimed that she did it because of spousal abuse from her husband and was found not guilty of doing any wrong doing....

Her husband however was found Not guilty of spousal abuse....so how come no one got in trouble when he showed up to court with his pecker in his hand icon_lol.gif
o6blink

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Post Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:38 am

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Losing quickly

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Post Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:53 am

Friend told me about that yesterday.....sucks to be him.
Mav

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Post Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:24 pm

You have a link to the news report? I'd like to send that to one of the local radio shows here.. they'd get a kick out of that one =P
Ryan88

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Post Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:07 pm

Lmao I heard that on the news last night...
She glued his wiener to his stomach, balls to his legs, and glued his ass cheecks togeather...



he gets $46,200 out of it...



GlowinPontiac

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Post Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:20 am

LOL sucks to be that guy.
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